Anthony knockaert Lyrics

mejonaNO12 aka riskit

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Dec 4, 2003

21,505

England

• May 4, 2016

• #21

We've got Knockaert, Anthony Knockaert
We just don't think you understand
He's a player of high stock
I want to touch his legs
We've got Anthony knockaert

 

KingstonSeagull

New member

May 1, 2013

2,185

Shoreditch

• May 4, 2016

• #22

Everyone around me sings 2mil....

 

KingstonSeagull

New member

May 1, 2013

2,185

Shoreditch

• May 4, 2016

• #23

failing that "dont judge him cos' he's french and hemed's pretty hench?"

 

mejonaNO12 aka riskit

Well-known member

Dec 4, 2003

21,505

England

• May 4, 2016

• #24

We've got Knockaert, Anthony Knockaert
We just don't think you understand
He signed for an undisclosed fee
The length of his contract in years is a half plus three
We've got Anthony knockaert

 

Notters

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Oct 20, 2003

24,869

Guiseley

• May 4, 2016

• #25

chrispyk said:

We've got Knockaert, Anthony Knockaert
We just don't think you understand
He's taking us up
To win the cup
We've got Anthony knockaert

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AND we'll win the cup.

 

Guy Fawkes

The voice of treason

Sep 29, 2007

8,215

• May 4, 2016

• #26

Prince Monolulu said:

.......
'We currently have a song
In which two of the facts are wrong'
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So are all of our other songs factually accurate? Or should i start to doubt the accuracy of the lyrics when we sing 'we're by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen'

 

Prince Monolulu

Everything in Moderation

Oct 2, 2013

10,201

The Race Hill

• May 4, 2016

• #27

Guy Fawkes said:

So are all of our other songs factually accurate? Or should i start to doubt the accuracy of the lyrics when we sing 'we're by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen'

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Was only a light hearted lyric attempt, although (PEDANT ALERT) one of the facts is indeed wrong in the song whereas the one you quote is opinion rather than fact. 'Greatest' is subjective, the former objective.

 

Nixonator

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Feb 8, 2016

6,734

Shoreham Beach

• May 4, 2016

• #28

Nixonator said:

The only enjoyable one is:

We've got Knockaert, Anthony Knockaert
We just don't think you understand
You can't stop Knockaert, Anthony Knockaert
The best f-ucking winger in the land

Unfortunately although some sing it, seems to be overpowered by this dreadful incorrect transfer fee and ozil shit.

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Seagull1989 said:

This is the one that should be sung! It would put our own twist on the chant rather than stealing Spurs chant. Since when were Arsenal our rivals ?

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Most people around me sing it at least.

 

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BrianWade4

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Aug 17, 2010

3,152

A nice bit of South London

• May 4, 2016

• #29

Tekanne said:

It's been sung too many times for it to change now imo.

Like it though. Agree the Ozil / "only cost a mil" was irrelevant/not true.

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I thought it was "better than Brazil"

 

OSRGull

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Jan 20, 2011

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N1A

• May 4, 2016

• #30

As much as I agree, it's way too late to change any lyrics.

 

Lord Bracknell

On fire

Jul 5, 2003

39,499

104 Upper Grosvenor Street, Mayfair

• May 4, 2016

• #31

Guy Fawkes said:

So are all of our other songs factually accurate? Or should i start to doubt the accuracy of the lyrics when we sing 'we're by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen'

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Someone will soon be claiming that Posh Spice is a respectable young lady who only has thoughts for her husband.

 

Peter Grummit

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Oct 13, 2004

6,769

Lewes

• May 4, 2016

• #32

I have heard: He only cost a Mil. ..He lives in Burgess Hill. ..no idea if it's factually correct but defo more amusing

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Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews

Remainer

Mar 19, 2007

7,060

The Graveyard & The Ballroom

• May 4, 2016

• #33

Guy Fawkes said:

So are all of our other songs factually accurate? Or should i start to doubt the accuracy of the lyrics when we sing 'we're by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen'

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My old man NEVER said "be a palace fan"

If he had and I retorted with "**** off bollocks you're a ****" I wouldn't be here to tell the tale

 

Aveacarlin'

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Jul 5, 2011

1,177

• May 4, 2016

• #34

Lush said:

We've got Knockaert, Anthony Knockaert
We just don't think you understand
He's the best by far,
A mini Cantona
We've got Anthony Knockaert

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Is by far the best version

 

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albionite

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May 20, 2009

2,753

• May 4, 2016

• #35

BrianWade4 said:

I thought it was "better than Brazil"

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He's better than Alan Brazil

 

John Bumlick

Banned

Apr 29, 2007

3,483

here hare here

• May 4, 2016

• #36

His name is Knockaert
He's quite good at football
And he plays for our team
Which is nice
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Lyrics need some tweaking and I haven't got a clue which tune to sing it to but I'm quite proud of that....

 

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mooey

New member

Mar 30, 2012

484

• May 4, 2016

• #37

i thought it was he s better than Brazil lol rather than Ozil

 

Aveacarlin'

New member

Jul 5, 2011

1,177

• May 4, 2016

• #38

John Bumlick said:

His name is Knockaert
He's quite good at football
And he plays for our team
Which is nice
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Lyrics need some tweaking and I haven't got a clue which tune to sing it to but I'm quite proud of that....

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I kinda got a Beatles 'She Loves You' going on with that. Dunno why coz it don't fit and it's shit. Must've been the 'Yeah, yeah, yeah' part. Next

 

John Bumlick

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Apr 29, 2007

3,483

here hare here

• May 4, 2016

• #39

Aveacarlin' said:

it don't fit and it's shit.

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I fully expect it to be adopted in that case and look forward to hearing it being belted out from the terraces on Saturday.

 

Quinney

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Aug 3, 2009

3,654

Hastings

• May 4, 2016

• #40

Nixonator said:

The only enjoyable one is:

We've got Knockaert, Anthony Knockaert
We just don't think you understand
You can't stop Knockaert, Anthony Knockaert
The best f-ucking winger in the land

Unfortunately although some sing it, seems to be overpowered by this dreadful incorrect transfer fee and ozil shit.

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Prefer this version but as others have said it's a bit late now. As a wild card we could do the 2 mil version as 1st verse and can't stop as a 2nd verse. And then repeat the two. Probably be to much for some to follow, and still to late to catch on.


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