Is Alan Pardew the scummiest football manager?

peterward

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• Apr 28, 2016

• #21

Easy 10 said:

Pardew is thoroughly dislikeable. He's an ungracious thug, a potty-mouthed prick and a poser. Fits Palace like a glove.

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a bunch of dicks who follow a pants club and a boss who can't keep his dick in his pants.


after the circus swooping eagle, the drum, the teenagers with bedsheets and bog roll trying to copy st pauli, the terrible goal music and the stadium announcer with the (rare these days) cheesy goal scorer chant..... palace are embarrassingly amusing.


"scorer of another own goal, number 1 prize prick Alan Pardew.....AAAAAAAAAAALAN"

 

Baldseagull

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• Apr 28, 2016

• #22

peterward said:

a bunch of dicks who follow a pants club and a boss who can't keep his dick in his pants.


After the circus swooping eagle, the drum, the teenagers with bedsheets and bog roll trying to copy st pauli, the terrible goal music and the stadium announcer with the (rare these days) cheesy goal scorer chant..... Palace are embarrassingly amusing.


"scorer of another own goal, number 1 prize prick alan pardew.....aaaaaaaaaaalan"

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pardew!!!!

 

Dougie

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• Apr 28, 2016

• #23

Marvellous Fayre

 

StonehamPark

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• Apr 28, 2016

• #24

Who's a total scumbag?

 

heathgate

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Rugrat said:

Neil Lennon with Billy Davis as assistant and Dougie Freeman as Director of something

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You forget having Cotterell as their PR man.

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Hiney

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• Apr 28, 2016

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StonehamPark said:

Who's a total scumbag?

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And at the same time, I'll practice my finger-blasting technique

 

ThePaddy

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• Apr 28, 2016

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peterward said:

a bunch of dicks who follow a pants club and a boss who can't keep his dick in his pants.


after the circus swooping eagle, the drum, the teenagers with bedsheets and bog roll trying to copy st pauli, the terrible goal music and the stadium announcer with the (rare these days) cheesy goal scorer chant..... palace are embarrassingly amusing.


"scorer of another own goal, number 1 prize prick Alan Pardew.....AAAAAAAAAAALAN"

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Wonderful

 

Sheebo

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One thing I do admire is that he's very 'naturally dominant'. He would probably say as much himself...

 

Thunder Bolt

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• Apr 28, 2016

• #29

Dougie said:

Marvellous Fayre

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It will be IF we get promoted. It doesn't matter which club he is managing, we beat him.
Reading, West Ham, Southampton, and Newcastle. That's in just 14 years.

Please keep him until we get promoted.

 

Pretty Plnk Fairy

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Dont like the bloke but at least he goes after birds. its Adam and Eve not Julie and Eve

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Keith Patel

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• Apr 28, 2016

• #31

Dave Jones.

 

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Postman Pat

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• Apr 28, 2016

• #32

I must admit I did enjoy Colin being Palace manager, it made me only have to dislike one team rather than two.

But he has gone up in the likeable stakes since he took over at Rotherham, when he could have easily settled for the easy life sitting on Talksport.

So now Alan Pardew is comfortably in the No.1 slot as the biggest sleazebag on the planet. Surely a career in politics awaits when he gives up football. He is ideally suited.

 

Bozza

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• Apr 28, 2016

• #33

Postman Pat said:

So now Alan Pardew is comfortably in the No.1 slot as the biggest sleazebag on the planet. Surely a career in politics awaits when he gives up football. He is ideally suited.

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When he gives up on football? Future tense?

 

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kjgood

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• Apr 28, 2016

• #34

I really dont care at all.

 

SeagullofMalaysia

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• Apr 29, 2016

• #35

Schteve McClaren, England's biggest failure, or racist tosser Malky Mackay

 

Ernest

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LOONEY BIN

• Apr 29, 2016

• #36

Paul JEWELL by FAR

 

El Turi

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• Apr 29, 2016

• #37

Pretty much everyone in football thinks Pards is a **** which can says it all really.

 

LlcoolJ

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• Apr 29, 2016

• #38

There are plenty of tossers and scumbags in football management (as listed above) but none have the elements of sleaze, pomposity and lack of class combined to such a perfect degree as to be ideal for the most low rent club in football.

Pardew is Palace personified. A poncey chancer who struts around as if he's something special while everyone else laughs behind his back.

I hope he stays there forever.

 

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Husty

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• Apr 29, 2016

• #39

Yeh sure pardew is a tosser, no one is here disputing that but is he really a worse character than Steve Evans?

 

Gullflyinghigh

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• Apr 29, 2016

• #40

Pardew, Evans, Lennon or Sherwood (less scummy, more utter moron), take your pick!

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