People with ears like wing mirrors. Do they hear better?

gregbrighton

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Triggaaar said:

Are you saying you didn't notice how old people have big ears and noses?

God has a sense of humour.

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I will take a closer look from now on.

 

LlcoolJ

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gregbrighton said:

I will take a closer look from now on.

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I don't like starting new threads for no reason so I thought I'd use one of the many thousands you've started to ask a more important question.

What's the world record for the number of marshmallows shoved up one nostril?

 

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Garage_Doors said:

Little known fact the ears are one of two part of the body that never stop growing,

The other are noses.

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Correct - take a look at a very old 90+ man and their ears look enormous and often a big nose too.
Never seems the same with old lady's though - why's that?

 

pastafarian

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is this a parody account?
a proper greg question would be "what shape are your ears?"

 

dazzer6666

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LlcoolJ said:

I don't like starting new threads for no reason so I thought I'd use one of the many thousands you've started to ask a more important question.

What's the world record for the number of marshmallows shoved up one nostril?

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Toxteth O'Grady ?

 

KZNSeagull

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dazzer6666 said:

Toxteth O'Grady ?

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Of course it was. 604. He also holds the record for the world's stickiest bogey

 

Justice

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The Wookiee said:

I look forward to these threads !!

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LlcoolJ

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KZNSeagull said:

Of course it was. 604. He also holds the record for the world's stickiest bogey

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I told you that Mike!

 

KZNSeagull

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LlcoolJ said:

I told you that Mike!

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You bumbag!

 

BigBod

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Garage_Doors said:

Little known fact the ears are one of two part of the body that never stop growing,


The other are noses.

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And your eyeballs never grow, they are full size when your born...

 

gregbrighton

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KZNSeagull said:

You bumbag!

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'Ear! 'Ear!

 

GoldWithFalmer

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Lord Bracknell said:

Hearing and listening aren't the same thing.

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This is very very true

So my good lady always tells me....when i listen.

 

LlcoolJ

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My wife has big nostrils and would definitely beat me in a marshmallow/stickiest bogey competition. However it does also mean that she had a ridiculous sense of smell, way better than anyone I've ever known.

This isn't helpful when I've tried to nip for a discreet pint as she can uncover a particle of alcohol breath at ten feet no matter how many mints, pieces of chewing gum etc have been consumed.

But it is funny when my son farts near her and she almost vomits.

 

GoldWithFalmer

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LlcoolJ said:

My wife has big nostrils and would definitely beat me in a marshmallow/stickiest bogey competition. However it does also mean that she had a ridiculous sense of smell, way better than anyone I've ever known.

This isn't helpful when I've tried to nip for a discreet pint as she can uncover a particle of alcohol breath at ten feet no matter how many mints, pieces of chewing gum etc have been consumed.

But it is funny when my son farts near her and she almost vomits.

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What is it with women,brains and memory of an elephant born 500 years ago too..your last line was funny..made me laugh.