Elvis is back

Pinkie Brown

I'll look after the skirt

Sep 5, 2007

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Neues Zeitalter DDR

• Mar 31, 2016

• #41

Easy 10 said:

Struth alive man, that is so tragic.

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Although there is ONE pun on there which I admit to rather liking...

Those HTFC career statistics in full:
Goals:
Assists: 0
Rabbits caught: 0
Friends made: 0

That was decent. The rest though - hang your heads.

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So he was on Lonely Street then?

 

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darkwolf666

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Nov 8, 2015

7,576

Sittingbourne, Kent

• Mar 31, 2016

• #42

Petee said:

Well Elvis has 0. Rakels has 1. Bojaj has 1. Bent has 2. Bobby has 7.

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The thing there, is with Zamora and probably Bent they have to play the line as they lack pace now - Elvis doesn't have that excuse, so just gets caught offside as he doesn't appear to have a particularly active football brain.

 

Zukey Seagull

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Jun 23, 2013

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Worthing

• Mar 31, 2016

• #43

I bet he is "all shook up" from moving club too club. He will be saying to Chris Hughton "don't be cruel" to me in training
☺

 

sparkie

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Jul 17, 2003

12,508

Hove

• Mar 31, 2016

• #44

5th choice of the fit wingers.
5th choice striker.

I doubt we'll see him again.

 

Mr Smggles

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May 11, 2009

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Winchester

• Mar 31, 2016

• #45

Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo said:

According to their press we recalled him, he wasn't playing anyway as they had 6 loanees and can only name 5 in their match day squad. May as well not be playing for us than Huddersfield.

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Sounds like he was caught in a trap.

 

Biscuit

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Jul 8, 2003

22,220

Brighton

• Mar 31, 2016

• #46

Is he match fit? Or has he been in the Gateau?

 

KingstonSeagull

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May 1, 2013

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Shoreditch

• Mar 31, 2016

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Nixonator

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Feb 8, 2016

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Shoreham Beach

• Mar 31, 2016

• #48

Maybe he will come out and say that Huddersfield was a mistake and a wrong move for him.

One has to wonder what would be a good move for him. I would argue that anywhere but here would be a good start.

Not for me, hope we can recoup something out of it.

 

el punal

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Aug 29, 2012

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Bitterne,Southampton. In the land of wrong stripes

• Mar 31, 2016

• #49

Philzo-93 said:

How many appearances for the development squad will he have before he moans to the Dutch press again?

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I'm sorry, but you've missed a trick with your title, add - " in the building" at the end for unlimited kudos.

 

TWOCHOICEStom

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Sep 22, 2007

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Brighton

• Mar 31, 2016

• #50

I missed the game when he was offside a lot. Was it THAT bad?

 

Philzo-93

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North Stand

• Mar 31, 2016

• Thread starter
• #51

TWOCHOICEStom said:

I missed the game when he was offside a lot. Was it THAT bad?

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Think of Murray in his early days x (Dixon + Elder + Owusu + Savage)

And it's still worse than that!

 

perseus

Broad Blue & White stripe

Jul 5, 2003

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Sūþseaxna

• Mar 31, 2016

• #52

Elvis averages offside 5.6 times in 90 minutes, but that includes Huddersfield record which was only once. This is twice as high as his nearest contendor at 2.8 per 90 mins.

Zamora and Bent are two of the leading contendors though at 2.3 each per 90 minutes.

Elvis was offside 8 times in an hour of football for the Albion. He managed to get off six shots, five from in the penalty area, three misses, one on target, two blocked.

He was also fouled 5 times and committed 4 fouls. Penalised once every ten minutes.

Could be down to lack of game time? All the Albion forwards and wingers have much better records if they start the game, including Lualua and Zamora. .

 

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Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP

Jul 5, 2003

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Location Location

• Mar 31, 2016

• #53

TWOCHOICEStom said:

I missed the game when he was offside a lot. Was it THAT bad?

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Manu was BORN offside.