The Wookiee
Back From The Dead
I once had a pet mouse called Elvis, unfortunately he died tragically, he got caught in a trap !
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Elvis is back
- Thread starter Philzo-93
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studio150
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His stats show he has been caught offside Forty-Five Hundred Times
if you can't find them on this thread there's some MASSIVELY tedious ones on the thread below. You're welcome.
http://downatthemac.proboards.com/thread/99832/elvis-left-building
maltaseagull
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Brian Fantana
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I thought be clicked with Bobby Zamora and he got off quite a lot of shots (% more than anyone else in the time he was on). An option from the subs bench yet.
brakespear
Doctor Worm
Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood but I quite like it when a song pun turns up - although I guess you Couldn't Call It Unexpected
(No.4). Just wait til The Other Side of Summer when another transfer window will have occurred and Elvis will be on his way again, maybe to Plymouth Argyle or another team with a Green Shirt. I'm sure he wants to move on again and is likely to celebrate extravagantly - I'm sure he'll be Turning the Town Red
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Struth alive man, that is so tragic.
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Although there is ONE pun on there which I admit to rather liking...
Those HTFC career statistics in full:
Goals: 0
Assists: 0
Rabbits caught: 0
Friends made: 0
That was decent. The rest though - hang your heads.
Guy Fawkes
The voice of treason
- Sep 29, 2007
- 8,197
He is very raw, like Lua Lua was when he first joined us.
I believe he has the potential to come good and be a match winner but definitely needs more game time and with the team battling it out for promotion, it's hard to give him that. He needs to learn and work hard to improve his game and we don't play in a lower league (like we did with Lua Lua) so will he get enough pitch time here to make the grade, will the fans be patient enough to let him learn without hounding him out and writing him off way too early and does he have the temperament to try to be a success here.... we shall see.
I'm not. (Of course will support him if he plays though).
But,
Nowhere near good enough and that opinion is not just based on first team games, but U21s as well, where if anything he should be head and shoulders above most other players.
Hopefully, Huddersfield have taught him the offside rule.
Sussex Nomad
Well-known member
If there was a little less conversation on this thread the puns would dry up.
TSB
Captain Hindsight
So, not because Baldock's out for the rest of the season then?
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Lower West Stander
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Let's not kid ourselves.
He's Way Down the pecking order.
He's Way Down the pecking order.
Championship players that have made more than 5 appearances and their offsides per 90 min rate.
R Player Apps Mins CaughtOffside
1
Elvis Manu
Brighton, 22, AM(L) 8 129 5.6
2
Deniss Rakels
Reading, 23, Forward 7 158 2.8
3
Florent Bojaj
Huddersfield, 19, Forward 8 35 2.6
4
Darren Bent
Derby, 32, AM(L),FW 19 476 2.5
5
Bobby Zamora
Brighton, 35, AM(L),FW 26 955 2.3
R Player Apps Mins CaughtOffside
1
Elvis Manu
Brighton, 22, AM(L) 8 129 5.6
2
Deniss Rakels
Reading, 23, Forward 7 158 2.8
3
Florent Bojaj
Huddersfield, 19, Forward 8 35 2.6
4
Darren Bent
Derby, 32, AM(L),FW 19 476 2.5
5
Bobby Zamora
Brighton, 35, AM(L),FW 26 955 2.3
Interesting stat, how does it correlate with goals scored though?
Well Elvis has 0. Rakels has 1. Bojaj has 1. Bent has 2. Bobby has 7.