Song for Knocky?

Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle

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Oct 8, 2003

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Faversham

• Feb 6, 2016

• #21

Tarpon said:

To the tune of Bacharach & David's 'Anyone who had a heart'

Anyone who had A Knockeart,

Needs some work.

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Mmmmm.... yes . . .. From the very first line, it doesn't scan. And they say the English have no sense of rhythm .......

 

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bobby baxter

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Jan 31, 2014

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• Feb 6, 2016

• #22

Hornblower said:

We badly need one. Some *******ised version of Knock On Wood? (when he hits the bar or the post perhaps)?

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How's about a spirited rendition of the Marcellaise?

 

Gazwag

5 millionth post poster

Mar 4, 2004

30,137

Bexhill-on-Sea

• Feb 6, 2016

• #23

The old CMS song

Do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do do
Anthony Knockhaert

When he plays for Brighton he's like the duracell bun
Going through defenders he runs and runs and runs
We've fell in love with our French player and we just can't seem to get enough of....

 

gripper stebson

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Jul 27, 2004

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• Feb 6, 2016

• #24

A der, ser , der version of this with a shout of 'Knockaert' at the end of each bit!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5hExLsJlaI

 

Mackenzie

Old Brightonian

Nov 7, 2003

33,536

East Wales

• Feb 6, 2016

• #25

gripper stebson said:

A der, ser , der version of this with a shout of 'Knockaert' at the end of each bit!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5hExLsJlaI

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Yes.

 

Notters

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Oct 20, 2003

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Guiseley

• Feb 6, 2016

• #26

Knock knock knocking on knockhaert's door,
He scores us goals then creates even more,

I'll get my coat.

 

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matski_98

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Apr 16, 2012

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• Feb 6, 2016

• #27

Pavilionaire said:

We love Knockaert. Anthony Knockaert. We just don't think you understand. Cos you can't stop Knockaert. Anthony Knockaert. He's the best f* cking winger in the land!

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To the Achey Breaky Heart tune as used in the Paddy McCourt song?

 

T soprano

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Posh end of Shoreham

• Feb 6, 2016

• #28

gripper stebson said:

A der, ser , der version of this with a shout of 'Knockaert' at the end of each bit!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5hExLsJlaI

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I like it
Da da da da da da da ANTHONY KNOCKEART

 

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CHAPPERS

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Jul 5, 2003

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• Feb 6, 2016

• #29

Surely something can be done with My Heart Will Go On.

 

JC Footy Genius

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• Feb 6, 2016

• #30

Posted this before on another thread about Knockeart songs ... if you want to keep it simple.

 

Tarpon

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• Feb 6, 2016

• #31

Harry Wilson's tackle said:

Mmmmm.... yes . . .. From the very first line, it doesn't scan. And they say the English have no sense of rhythm .......

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But apart from that it's all good yeah?

 

Bigtomfu

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Harrow

• Feb 6, 2016

• #32

The Albion Roar said:

Too late. The unimaginative ones in front of me wouldn't stop that one in WSU tonight.

Sake.

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The Albion Roar said:

it was only about five herberts in front of me in Block F.

Up and down like a bloody Jack in the Box, spent most of the match looking around one of them in order to see the game (if only we could bend light), with his permanently outstretched arms, reeking of a heady mix of Fosters, cheap body spray and wee-wee.

if they haven't heard Liverpool fans already singing it, they don't want to know.

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You must basically be next to me as they sit two rows in front of me and about six seats to the left. One of them was wearing some kind of Inca patterned t-shirt last night. Such GOONS.

 

dazzer6666

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Burgess Hill

• Feb 6, 2016

• #33

Hornblower said:

We badly need one. Some *******ised version of Knock On Wood? (when he hits the bar or the post perhaps)?

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Knockaerts, Knockaerts good clap clap clap ?

 

portlock seagull

Why? Why us?

Jul 28, 2003

17,071

• Feb 6, 2016

• #34

Brighton fans aren't able to cope with more than 1 word 'songs' and then they must conform to one of three tunes only. Younger fans today are just f ucking stupid by comparison to yesteryear. No imagination. No wit. It's a wonder they can get to grips with'seagulls' as a chant. Left to them, we probably wouldn't have that. Hik......

 

pornomagboy

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peacehaven

• Feb 6, 2016

• #35

We've got tiny knocks

 

ditchy

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Jul 8, 2003

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brighton

• Feb 6, 2016

• #36

HAILSHAM SEAGULL said:

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This would sound brilliant echoing around The Amex

Knock....Eart will tear you apart again
Knock....Eart will tear you apart again

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Gets my vote !

 

Philzo-93

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North Stand

• Feb 6, 2016

• #37

He's magic
You know
ANTHONY KNOCKAERT!!!

 

symyjym

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Brighton / Hove actually

• Feb 6, 2016

• #38

https://youtu.be/hzuuEVXESF0

 

The Albion Roar

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Aug 11, 2003

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The Open Market

• Feb 6, 2016

• #39

Bigtomfu said:

You must basically be next to me as they sit two rows in front of me and about six seats to the left. One of them was wearing some kind of Inca patterned t-shirt last night. Such GOONS.

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That's them. I sit directly behind.

 

AmexRuislip

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Ruislip

• Feb 6, 2016

• #40

Play this everytime he scores