severnside gull
Well-known member
By far my favourite thing about our corners is their splendid consistency.
The (very) occasional one drifts harmlessly over every man in the penalty area and out for a goal kick. But by far the most popular routine is the one where the taker places the ball, then steps back to survey the positions of his eager team-mates, all jostling for a prime spot in front of goal. He then raises his right arm, palm forward, into the air, as if to suggest to everyone watching that there's some magnificent secret tactical plan afoot.
At which point he steps up, and delicately- but with uncanny precision- curls the ball to the defender waiting on the near corner of the six yard box, who heads it gratefully towards his winger (the one positioned immediately outside the penalty box because they've watched our games and know all of our corners will be like this), who races away, before being challenged by Bruno. And so it starts again.
Uncannily accurate