***WHC IX: Semi Final 2***

Bladders

Twats everywhere

Jun 22, 2012

13,672

The Troubadour

• Feb 3, 2016

• #21

Mellotron said:

We'll never know. That's like saying I bet Lionel Messi would be the best in the world at Cricket, he's just never played it.

Click to expand...

Is it?

 

Mellotron

I've asked for soup

Jul 2, 2008

31,841

Brighton

• Feb 3, 2016

• #22

Bladders said:

Is it?

Click to expand...

Pretty much. An entirely unprovable theory, and therefore worth nothing to the WHC. Sadly so many people still do not understand how the competition works. Fortunately, year by year more people appear to be educating themselves, hence 3 decent semi finalists this year.

 

Withdean11

Well-known member

Feb 18, 2007

2,773

Brighton/Hyde

• Feb 3, 2016

• #23

I'm open to be convinced on this one. I really like both of these beasts. Should be the final.

 

Giraffe

VERY part time moderator

Helpful Moderator

NSC Patron

Aug 8, 2005

26,545

• Feb 3, 2016

• #24

I'm voting bear because it is cute. The croc is just dull.

 

mejonaNO12 aka riskit

Well-known member

Dec 4, 2003

21,497

England

• Feb 3, 2016

• #25

The croc will only attack because he's scared you're going to put a TOWEL over his face and make it all dark, or you're DARING to put a deadly elastic band over his mouth.

The bear will attack because he wants to see you suffer, no matter who you are.

The bear is clearly harder.

 

hans kraay fan club

The voice of reason.

Helpful Moderator

Mar 16, 2005

61,290

Chandlers Ford

• Feb 3, 2016

• #26

Mellotron said:

Why are apex predators even allowed IN the competition? Sake. Embarrassing.

Click to expand...

I'm with you on this. Of course, we'll have to rename the competition 'WHCEATAHO*'

*World's Hardest Creature Except All The Actual Hard Ones

 

Mellotron

I've asked for soup

Jul 2, 2008

31,841

Brighton

• Feb 3, 2016

• #27

hans kraay fan club said:

I'm with you on this. Of course, we'll have to rename the competition 'WHCEATAHO*'

*World's Hardest Creature Except All The Actual Hard Ones

Click to expand...

Except the ones that DON'T DO ANYTHING REMOTELY HARD AT ALL.

Corrected for you

 

Perkino

Well-known member

Dec 11, 2009

5,986

• Feb 3, 2016

• #28

I would rather be up against a croc than a bear

 

Simster

"the man's an arse"

Jul 7, 2003

54,187

Surrey

• Feb 3, 2016

• #29

Mellotron said:

Why are apex predators even allowed IN the competition? Sake. Embarrassing.

Click to expand...

Good Lord what a poor quality remark.

Worthy of Mutts Nutts himself, in fact.

 

Mellotron

I've asked for soup

Jul 2, 2008

31,841

Brighton

• Feb 3, 2016

• #30

Still seems we have further to go than initially thought...

 

Mellotron

I've asked for soup

Jul 2, 2008

31,841

Brighton

• Feb 3, 2016

• #31

Simster said:

Good Lord what a poor quality remark.

Worthy of Mutts Nutts himself, in fact.

Click to expand...

OK. I'll go reeeeeeeaaaaaallllllyyyyyy slow.

If a thing

doesn't


do


anything





even remotely






hard






how






is





it





hard?

Please let me know if that's still a bit "complex".

 

Simster

"the man's an arse"

Jul 7, 2003

54,187

Surrey

• Feb 3, 2016

• #32

But you're calling on all Apex predators to be banned, regardless of whether they're hard or not.

Would you like me to say that a bit slower for you?

 

Hillian1

( . ) ( . )

Jul 15, 2010

15,364

Struggling for breath at the top of the stairs

• Feb 3, 2016

• #33

Why is it always the same idiot who tries to dictate the rules.

 

Guy Fawkes

The voice of treason

Sep 29, 2007

8,199

• Feb 3, 2016

• #34

The Malayan Sun Bear - Surprise or provoke him and in your in the shit. I fact he's the only bear that will charge humans for no reason. He just wants to inflict some damage.

Vs

Saltwater Croc, so powerful it is defeated by an elastic band and it's sits underwater hiding for days

I think the phrase is 'it's a no-brainer'
Vote Bear

 

hans kraay fan club

The voice of reason.

Helpful Moderator

Mar 16, 2005

61,290

Chandlers Ford

• Feb 3, 2016

• #35

So according to [MENTION=12101]Mellotron[/MENTION] , a salt water croc swimming out to SEA to eat SHARKS just for giggles, isn't hard. A tiger trying to climb UP an elephant to attack it's human rider, or ploughing into a herd of 1 tonne, horned buffalo, isn't hard?




All because El Hadj-badger got gubbed again. Someone call mello a waaaaaaambulance.

 

N

narly101

Well-known member

Feb 16, 2009

2,683

London

• Feb 3, 2016

• #36

Sun Bear - all. Day. Long.

It rips your face off for giggles.

 

maltaseagull

Well-known member

Feb 25, 2009

12,991

Zabbar- Malta

• Feb 3, 2016

• #37

Bold Seagull said:

Thing is, most of the badger haters won't want the Bear or the Wolverine winning either, they'll be firmly in the Croc camp because he's just too OBVIOUS.

The best possible outcome for a thumb in the eye of the anti-badgerista's would be a Wolverine v Bear final.

Vote #BearvWolverine

Click to expand...

I voted croc before I read this. Anything to beat the bear will do.

 

Thunder Bolt

Silly old bat

Aug 18, 2009

65,451

Beside the seaside, beside the sea

• Feb 3, 2016

• #38

Bold Seagull said:

Is that why a croc shits itself when a hippo is nearby?

Click to expand...

Salt water crocs don't live on the same continent as hippos.

Team Croc - can swim out to sea to kill and eat sharks, can lose a limb and survive. He's hard!!

 

Westdene Seagull

aka Cap'n Carl Firecrotch

NSC Patron

Oct 27, 2003

21,005

The arse end of Hangleton

• Feb 3, 2016

• #39

Thunder Bolt said:

Salt water crocs don't live on the same continent as hippos.

Team Croc - can swim out to sea to kill and eat sharks, can lose a limb and survive. He's hard!!

Click to expand...

I can lose a limb and survive but nobody on the planet would call me hard.

 

Guinness Boy

Tofu eating wokerati

Helpful Moderator

NSC Patron

Jul 23, 2003

34,124

Up and Coming Sunny Portslade

• Feb 3, 2016

• #40

I don't care and neither does the animal that OBVIOUSLY deserves the crown.



However, I'm all in on the croc on this one #AnythingButTheTeddy