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Dougie

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Jan 11, 2012
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“I don’t know much about the club but it’s better to learn so I’ll be going on Google and finding out more about them," Emmanuel Adebayor told Crystal Palace's official website, after signing for them.

Come on chaps, what does he need to know? Do your worst...
He should have asked Spanish flair :rolleyes:
 






AmexRuislip

Trainee Spy 🕵️‍♂️
Feb 2, 2014
33,727
Ruislip
Telegram for Emmanuel Adebayor......STOP
You might be making a mistake joining Palace........STOP
On the other hand PLEASE DON'T STOP.
 


Dougie

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Jan 11, 2012
5,694
I got chills 'bout our new signing
And his great ball control
Cos the power of his playing
It's electrifying
Adebebayor's the one that I want, ooh ooh ooh
____________
 












Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms

King of Sussex
Oct 3, 2003
1,384
Lost
I got chills 'bout our new signing
And his great ball control
Cos the power of his playing
It's electrifying
Adebebayor's the one that I want, ooh ooh ooh
____________

Would you care to explain how you intend to fit 4 syllables into a space vacated by a single one, and a very quick one at that?
 


lawros left foot

Glory hunting since 1969
Jun 11, 2011
13,673
Worthing
I got chills 'bout our new signing
And his great ball control
Cos the power of his playing
It's electrifying
Adebebayor's the one that I want, ooh ooh ooh
____________

You do realise songs are meant to rhyme, and scan for that matter.

I now understand why you need a drum
 


Dougie

Well-known member
Jan 11, 2012
5,694
Would you care to explain how you intend to fit 4 syllables into a space vacated by a single one, and a very quick one at that?
Look it's a work in progress , I think I'm on to something . But in the meantime

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Feb 14, 2010
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The palace main end is run by a spurs fan, they bang drums, and only turn up in the premier league. If they have a protest it's likely to be 50 spotty teenagers and a little different to brighton v York. They are known as plastic palace.
 


hart's shirt

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Jul 8, 2003
10,123
Kitbag in Dubai


alfredmizen

Banned
Mar 11, 2015
6,342
They have tosspots like selhurst celtic who claims he ''windmills into '' opposition fans he finds in the home stands.............................course he does :wanker:
 




Baldseagull

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Jan 26, 2012
10,869
Crawley
There is a really convenient Supermarket for picking up your shopping after the match.
You can have your friends and family watch you from an executive box (portacabin stacked on the back of a stand)
The best thing to come out of the area is the A23 to Brighton.
They hate modern football but love goal music, cheerleaders, Foreign investor/owners and pretty displays of home made banners and ribbons.
People in the area will tell you they are from South London when they want to appear "tough" and tell you they are from Surrey when they want to appear refined.
About half of all English comedians seem to be supporters of the club, the rest of the fans are a joke.
 




Dec 29, 2011
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They're ****ing shite, Croydons full of Paedos and Rapists, the majority of their plastic fans are little boys aged between 8 and 25 who wear black hoody jackets and call themselves "snigger" The Ultras " ha ha !!
When they next get relegated the crowd will revert back to normal and be 8-11K max at each game as it was in The Championship just before they got into the play off positions.
It's full of wankers as well as Paedos and Rapists.

I could go on forever but just cant be bothered

Absolutely embarrassing.
 


Pavilionaire

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Jul 7, 2003
30,521
Palace have a hit on their hands: Adebayor + Susanna Reid = Possibly the best porn film of all-time.
 






Tony Meolas Loan Spell

Slut Faced Whores
Jul 15, 2004
18,067
Vamanos Pest
The club was effectively formed in 2010.

The previous 'Crystal Palace' didn't pay its bills.

Edit: Come to think of it, nor did the one before that.

Excellent work sir *doffscap*

But sadly I can see NSC becoming infected again as another thread is started by that lot up the road "2-0, wonky warehouse, seaweed" etc
 



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