Bold Seagull
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I thought this was going to be a thread about the best cars for making love in? 
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******* women and cars
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Peter Grummit
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I think you've got the wrong message board mate. You want Top Gear or Men & Motors or such like.
Quite why you'd come on here and share, in great detail, the lack of respect you have for your partner with a bunch of strangers who happen to support the same footie team you do is beyond me. She might not be an expert in car maintenance but she has my sympathy.
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5mins-from-amex
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Get a grip, he came on here for advise.
Return of the Rev
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I thought this was going to be a thread about the best cars for making love in?
Another persons car?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUHtDOagP_s
How did you pass your test
What test?
In 37 years of driving, not bad I'd say.
Gullflyinghigh
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To be fair, 'I think you've got the wrong message board mate' could be construed as advice.
TomandJerry
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Maybe he's not being particularly serious
spongy
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The last of respect I have for my partner? Where did you gleam that idea from?
This is the ideal place to vent frustration. No one knows me or her.
I have the utmost respect for her. We've been together for 10 years in August, she makes me laugh a lot and we get on fantastically well, sometimes she pulls a massive mistake out of the bag which pisses me off like this for example.
Some people will laugh along and recount a story that happened to them, some will give sympathy or advice.
Others, like yourself will come along and stick a boot in because of the safety of anonymity. That's fair enough, I can take that, but for you to publicly state that I have a lack of respect for her, the woman I've chosen to spend the rest of my life, to make happy, and given me the most fantastic young daughter makes you a bit of a prick in my eyes.
I've been very calm and collected with her and spoken to her about it, where she went wrong and wiped her eyes and gave her a hug lovingly calling her a prat to cheer her up. But the mistake has still cost me money and a few hours of my precious holiday time from work to put right. This episode has annoyed me but I haven't shown her any frustration. I came on here to vent out.
Would you rather I stayed off here and slapped her around a bit so you didn't have to read this?
Driving test
Interesting concept, is this a new EU thing?
Apparently so. They want us to be sober when driving too. How we're now supposed to get the courage to take to the road in the first place I have no idea.
What next, Health & Safety gone crazy .... next you'll be telling me to "clunk click" every trip!
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This morning I went to fill up. Driver in front of me was all over the road hesitating then pulled in to the garage. Women got out. Guess what she was driving with an icy windscreen and was manging to drive by looking through a little clear bit at the bottom of her windscreen. I couldn't believe it. Women is going to have a serious accident one day. How can people be so stupid.
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
I had exactly this situation a couple of weeks ago, except it was my passenger side headlight bulb that had gone. I KNEW it would be an absolute pig to fit, because the battery is very close to the outer casing of the back bit of the headlight that you have to open, making it very awkward to unclip and refit. So as I paid for the bulb in Halfords, I idly enquired how much it would cost to have it fitted. Turned out it would be £7.99 (!!), and it would be about 10-15 minutes before "Katie" would be along to fit it for me. I simply couldn't bear the thought of sitting there like a lemon with the bonnet open while a GIRL fitted my headlight bulb for me, so I said "nah its alright", and made my way to my car, in the Halfords carpark.
It was dark
It was wet
It was windy
It took me 20 minutes
It took the skin off the back of my hand
I swore. A lot.
But in the end, I still felt like a MAN.
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
I've heard people doing that referred to as "tank drivers".
Ron Manager
Oooh, wasn't it?
I feel sure that if you had insisted, then 'Katie' would have been reassigned elsewhere and they would have sent one out.
Tunes up boy racer type car but can't help your good lady maintain her 13 year old Astra.
spongy
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Tunes up boy racer type car but can't help your good lady maintain her 13 year old Astra.
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I see what you did there.
Couldn't be further from the truth dear boy. Good to see you stereotyping me though!
NSC at its finest.
I have been trying. Even using GIRL language. But it never sunk in obviously. I even tried using the analogy of not overfilling the washing machine as the middle of the load doesn't get washed properly as it's too full and that didn't work. How much simpler could I make it...
(and it's not a boy racer type car, I have a car that "boy racers" aspire to own. But that could be a whole different thread)