AmexRuislip
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What does everyone else seem to be able to do that you can't?
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HantsSeagull
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play golf
father_and_son
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This. I can find clumps of trees, water and sand traps that even the groundsmen didn't know about.
I can whistle a tune but not one of those fingers in the mouth, can you hear me, ones.
AmexRuislip
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Stop my hair from falling out!
Retire early!
Retire early!
SIMMO SAYS
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Understand BG posts 
Visualise in 3d - I have zero artistic talent.
Make acceptable drinks with 'double concentrate' squash.
I'd love to see you roll it for me.
Just type in the post code into your sat nav and it should be easy enough getting there.
March in time. When I was in the RAF cadets I was a source of constant amusement to the NCO's, except when there was an inspection, when they would put me on potato peeling duties to avoid bringing shame to the unit.
I was always pointing arms and legs in different directions to everyone else.
I was always pointing arms and legs in different directions to everyone else.
Half Time Pies
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Assemble flat packed furniture or do any form of DIY.
I tried that. Sent me up the wrong street, just next to it, despite the No Entry sign.
If you put on a policeman's outfit and have a flashing blue helmet you can go up a no entry street.