[Football] Best ever football insults.

JC Footy Genius · Nov 14, 2015

'Are you Palace in disguise'

seagullwedgee · Nov 14, 2015

Can't remember exactly what away game it was, it was oop North somewhere, could have been the FA cup game away to Hull. They were singing (because we come from so far down south) "you're French, and you know you are, you're french, and you know you are......"

To which, almost immediately, in complete unison, the five hundred or so of us there responded with "bonjour, bonjour, we are the Brighton boys, bonjour, bonjour, we are th Brighton boys....."

Not exactly an insult, but it was th speed of response tht just made it so funny and so memorable!

I guess you had to be there.......

8th battalion East Lancs · Nov 14, 2015

To the tune of Yellow Submarine

"Peter Reid's got a f**king monkeys heed, a f**king monkeys heed, a f**king monkeys heed"

Geordies to the then manager of Sunderland.

seagullwedgee · Nov 14, 2015

And the near identical version "Sven goran erikson's got a f00kin aliens head, a f00kin aliens head...."

BBassic · Nov 14, 2015

The guy is an utter tool but John Terry's recent pop at Robbie Savage made me chuckle.

8th battalion East Lancs · Nov 14, 2015

Us at home to Chelsea 2010 when John Terry and Ashley Cole came near to the Longside ( it had just come out that Terry had been having an affair with Wayne Bridge's bit)........

"Same old Terry, always cheating,........Ashley Ashley where's your wife"

bobby baxter · Nov 14, 2015

theboybilly said:
Indeed. - an often quoted Shankly team talk before hosting United.......' Pat Crerand, now he's deceptive - he's slower than you think'

Wasn't it Bobby Moore?

catfish · Nov 15, 2015

I remember Tommy Docherty saying that John Barnes got injured even when he appeared on Question Of Sport.

Crispy Ambulance · Nov 15, 2015

Barcodes in Monaco in Champions League & getting gubbed.

'In your Monaco slums.....'

Dirk Lehmann's Python · Nov 15, 2015

wellquickwoody said:
You stupid bxxtards, you burned your own town!

You should have burned more etc etc.

On another note, hearing a group of Scousers giving it the 'town full of pooftahs' at The Amex, I responded with a 'You're too ugly etc', give 'em their due, they fell about laughing and thought it was brilliant!

It's the people finding this sort of thing funny who are the reason our support has no sense of humour these days. GOOD GRIEF

Sleaford Seagull · Nov 15, 2015

seagullwedgee said:
Can't remember exactly what away game it was, it was oop North somewhere, could have been the FA cup game away to Hull. They were singing (because we come from so far down south) "you're French, and you know you are, you're french, and you know you are......"

To which, almost immediately, in complete unison, the five hundred or so of us there responded with "bonjour, bonjour, we are the Brighton boys, bonjour, bonjour, we are th Brighton boys....."

Not exactly an insult, but it was th speed of response tht just made it so funny and so memorable!

I guess you had to be there.......

It was the replay at Hull in the FA Cup under Oscar Garcia.
Hull fans started singing "You're so Southern, you're practically French"
And the reply of "bonjour, bonjour...etc" was sang straight back.
I was there and you're right it was very funny, Hull fans laughed along too IIRC.

Jbanged · Nov 15, 2015

The copa del rey final a few years ago. Real Madrid vs athletic Bilbao.
Real we're celebrating the clubs 100 year birthday (I think it was 100) and Bilbao were winning, so they sang happy birthday to Real Madrid.

Brighthelmstone · Nov 15, 2015

QUOTE=Icy Gull;7151631]Brilliant, haven't heard that before. We had a striker we could have said that about too.[/QUOTE]

Just the one? :lolol:

Return of the Rev · Nov 15, 2015

Wiltshire was getting talked about on the radio regarding his bow legs"couldn't catch a pig in an ally" :smile:

Harry Wilson's tackle · Nov 15, 2015

Directed at the referee back at Withdean by a bloke wearing (I think) a blue and white Barrow FC hat, with Etreme Feeling:

"Oy Ref. Its people like you that give b'stards like me a bad name"

Class. Will never for get that one :lolol:

hitony · Nov 15, 2015

BBassic said:
The guy is an utter tool but John Terry's recent pop at Robbie Savage made me chuckle.

It is only a question, and I'm not having a dig or anything, but do you expect everyone to know the content regarding the pop Terry had at Savage?

Personally I have not got a clue :shrug:

BBassic · Nov 15, 2015

hitony said:
It is only a question, and I'm not having a dig or anything, but do you expect everyone to know the content regarding the pop Terry had at Savage?

Personally I have not got a clue

Hah, absolutely right.

He was talking about taking criticism and said he'd listen all day to people he respects, people who have played at the very top of the game. But not from Robbie Savage.

hitony · Nov 15, 2015

BBassic said:
Hah, absolutely right.

He was talking about taking criticism and said he'd listen all day to people he respects, people who have played at the very top of the game. But not from Robbie Savage.

Thanks

Pogue Mahone · Nov 15, 2015

Manchester City fans singing "You're not incredible" to Hulk was quite amusing.

Even more so when Porto complained, suggesting it was racist... :facepalm:

Barry Izbak · Nov 15, 2015

Sleaford Seagull said:
It was the replay at Hull in the FA Cup under Oscar Garcia.
Hull fans started singing "You're so Southern, you're practically French"
And the reply of "bonjour, bonjour...etc" was sang straight back.
I was there and you're right it was very funny, Hull fans laughed along too IIRC.

And the following week TSLR produced a teeshirt with the Bonjour,Bonjour song on the front
Got one straight away and will be wearing it when we go to Hull next year

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