Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
It's Holy Toast.
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It's Holy Toast.
skipper734
Registered ruffian
Not much of a prize. I bought a new toaster from Tesco for £4.70 last week, works fine.
- Jan 3, 2012
- 16,617
It might have been just a toasting fork.
Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
How do we know that Moses wore a wig?
Sometimes he was seen with Aaron, and sometimes without.
Sometimes he was seen with Aaron, and sometimes without.
- Jan 3, 2012
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Would it have been funnier if the final line had been "But John cam fifth and lost his stake money"...... which is a similar joke I heard several centuries ago. It would do away with any arguments about electrical appliances years ago, but might lead to debate as to whether there was such a sophisticated take on gambling in the Middle east in those days.
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Bloom’n Marvellous
First prize has to be a signed copy of the bible!
- Jan 3, 2012
- 16,617
Pedantry rules ok........... the bible didn't exist then.
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Bloom’n Marvellous
Neither did the toaster!
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Bloom’n Marvellous
OK then what about an Ark!
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Bloom’n Marvellous
Holy Grail anyone!
Watch 14 Minutes of Lost Monty Python and the Holy Grail Animation
Watch 14 Minutes of Lost Monty Python and the Holy Grail Animation
Vegas Seagull
New member
- Jul 10, 2009
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'Unto' is incorrect
Neither did a pen.
Would an autograph chiselled onto a stone tablet be worth much? Even if Jesus did it, it could easily be a fake.
What about the Dead Sea Scrolls??
SweatyMexican
Well-known member
- Mar 31, 2013
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What about a signed cross instead? Although they had been using crucifixion for 70 years before Jesus died so it could, as you say, be a fake. Although it would be hard to prove in court.
Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
Pens were made of reed and used on papyrus. That's historical relating to Greeks, Romans Egyptians etc.
Mr Bridger
Sound of the suburbs
I was going for rhyming slang
You can get cream for them nowadays.
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Suddenly it all makes sense:
In god we crust.
Baldseagull
Well-known member
Not sure, but he did have a motorbike "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills" is in there somewhere.
El Sid
Well-known member
Then Jesus turned to Chris and said "Come forth and you'll play fifth in the playoffs"