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Football Nicknames that piss me off!









ExmouthExile

Well-known member
Feb 11, 2005
1,801
Excreta City
Huddersfailed
Hartlefool
Baaaadiff
Swinedon
Farcenal
Chelski
Wet Sham
Piswitch
sCUNThorpe
Blunderland
QPhahaha
Port Fail
Turkey United
BOREnmouth
Foolham
Dull City
....... the list is endless
 


smillie's garden

Am I evil?
Aug 11, 2003
2,606
I've always quite liked the insult "seaweed" - maybe because it is so delicious.

In the past, I've made a few half-hearted attempts to get people to call Palace "craptors". It is lavatorial - which will please the OP - but perhaps a bit too ornithological and nerdy to take off.
 






Jun 18, 2011
550
tunbridge wells
Wazza, Muzza, JT, Stocko/Stockers etc... they all do my nut in because they sound like baby language.

Also PIG, FDM and other abbreviations used for our players. I expect Uwe will be BBBKID or something similar soon (Big Beautiful Blonde Kraut In Defence)


Someone's got a crush 😍
 


blue'n'white

Well-known member
Oct 5, 2005
3,082
2nd runway at Gatwick
Surprised nobody has yet come up with Preston Nob End - perhaps nobody else knows any Carlisle fans

Although not football related the one that really does annoy me is "fanboy" which seems to be used in the context of technology
 


Papa Lazarou

Living in a De Zerbi wonderland
Jul 7, 2003
18,883
Worthing
Anyone else get totally fed up with the Mirror and their self created nicknames for players. For example, one from the last ten minutes Screenshot_2015-09-22-08-17-24.png
 














DavidinSouthampton

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jan 3, 2012
16,621
I think Chelski is quite witty, but all the rest are pretty artificial and leave me cold.
 
















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