Zlatan

Simster · Jul 27, 2015

Just when you thought it wasn't possible to love Zlatan any more than you do already, he goes and does this:

http://www.skysports.com/football/n...imovic-elbows-chelseas-john-terry-in-the-face

:clap2:

StonehamPark · Jul 27, 2015

Total dick move by Zlatan.

Deserves a thump himself.

Bladders · Jul 27, 2015

I dont love him, I think he's a dick, but anybody who clouts John Terry is ok in my books.

Biscuit · Jul 27, 2015

Thuggery. Even if it is JT on the hard end.

Mellotron · Jul 27, 2015

Superb stuff. He's done that on behalf of about 40 million people.

Simster · Jul 27, 2015

Mellotron said:
Superb stuff. He's done that on behalf of about 40 million people.

Exactly.

Tom Hark Preston Park · Jul 27, 2015

Zlatan

spanish flair · Jul 27, 2015

Mellotron said:
Superb stuff. He's done that on behalf of about 40 million people.

Looks like he has been taking lessons from Jedinak, very similar to Jedinaks attack on the West Ham forward, who's name I can't remember.

Easy 10 · Jul 27, 2015

I’ve just picked up his book “I Am Zlatan”. The first chapter is about his falling out with Guardiola at Barca after he was played out of position to accommodate Messi, and then dropped. So far, it’s has these pearlers…

“I started off the season brilliantly. I scored one goal after another. We won the UEFA Supercup, I was amazing. I dominated on the pitch”

“I was still awesome on the pitch, it just wasn’t as much fun any more”

“The Rosengard lads wanted to come down and smash the place up, and of course that was nice of them, but it didn’t really seem like the right strategy under the circumstances”

“I had injured a calf muscle. Normally the managers are worried about a thing like that. An injured Zlatan is a proper serious thing for any team”

:lolol:

marvellous.

It’s reading almost like a parody.

Tom Hark Preston Park · Jul 27, 2015

Easy 10 said:
I’ve just picked up his book “I Am Zlatan”. The first chapter is about his falling out with Guardiola at Barca after he was played out of position to accommodate Messi, and then dropped. So far, it’s has these pearlers…

“I started off the season brilliantly. I scored one goal after another. We won the UEFA Supercup, I was amazing. I dominated on the pitch”

“I was still awesome on the pitch, it just wasn’t as much fun any more”

“The Rosengard lads wanted to come down and smash the place up, and of course that was nice of them, but it didn’t really seem like the right strategy under the circumstances”

“I had injured a calf muscle. Normally the managers are worried about a thing like that. An injured Zlatan is a proper serious thing for any team”

marvellous.

It’s reading almost like a parody.

Love that book, its a HOOT :lol:

glasfryn · Jul 27, 2015

whatever you say about Terry he does not roll round on the ground like a big girl

One Teddy Maybank · Jul 27, 2015

glasfryn said:
whatever you say about Terry he does not roll round on the ground like a big girl

This. Just a cowards challenge, from an overrated pr!ck.

leigull · Jul 27, 2015

glasfryn said:
whatever you say about Terry he does not roll round on the ground like a big girl

More fool him when you consider Chelsea's physio.

El Presidente · Jul 27, 2015

Easy 10 said:
I’ve just picked up his book “I Am Zlatan”. The first chapter is about his falling out with Guardiola at Barca after he was played out of position to accommodate Messi, and then dropped. So far, it’s has these pearlers…

“I started off the season brilliantly. I scored one goal after another. We won the UEFA Supercup, I was amazing. I dominated on the pitch”

“I was still awesome on the pitch, it just wasn’t as much fun any more”

“The Rosengard lads wanted to come down and smash the place up, and of course that was nice of them, but it didn’t really seem like the right strategy under the circumstances”

“I had injured a calf muscle. Normally the managers are worried about a thing like that. An injured Zlatan is a proper serious thing for any team”

marvellous.

It’s reading almost like a parody.

If Alan Partridge was a footballer, this is how his autobiography would read.

One Teddy Maybank · Jul 27, 2015

leigull said:
More fool him when you consider Chelsea's physio.

Agreed, just surprising they don't have more groin strains.

Billy the Fish · Jul 27, 2015

If Zlatan was English and called Dave Smith everyone would HATE him, just like they hate John Terry.

Easy 10 · Jul 27, 2015

El Presidente said:
If Alan Partridge was a footballer, this is how his autobiography would read.

Its exactly that. The more I'm reading, the more I'm wondering whether he's actually serious.

"You've brought a Ferrari, and you're driving me like a Fiat"

:lolol:

Stoichkov · Jul 27, 2015

I can't remember if its in the book but one of his quotes I love is "When a Zlatan leaves, you're losing a great"

El Presidente · Jul 27, 2015

Billy the Fish said:
If Zlatan was English and called Dave Smith everyone would HATE him, just like they hate John Terry.

Never. Zlatan isn't a casual racist who makes money on the side from showing people around his team's football ground and knocks off his mates ex. Or if he did do the latter, it would be whilst the mate was WATCHING.

WATFORD zero · Jul 27, 2015

Shirley, a clash of heads with 50 stitches spread between them would have been the ideal outcome

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