Songs for Bong

fat old seagull

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Sep 8, 2005

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Rural Ringmer

• Jul 2, 2015

• #41

DarrenFreemansPerm said:

Posh Spice is a slapper, she loves a big black dong,
And when she's shagging Beckham she thinks of Gaetan Bong

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Frankly I don't think that is at all fair ........... to slappers!

 

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ArfurW8

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May 22, 2009

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Fort Neef

• Jul 2, 2015

• #42

Bing Bong merrily on high?

Might work at Christmas

 

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albion1972

Banned

Dec 14, 2014

523

• Jul 2, 2015

• #43

outhere brothers boom boom change to bong bong let me here you say bong bong

 

BBassic

I changed this.

Jul 28, 2011

12,363

• Jul 2, 2015

• #44

topdollar said:

A version of hits from the bong by Cyprus hill?

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Is exactly where my mind went as well!

 

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timco

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Jul 5, 2003

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Birmingham

• Jul 2, 2015

• #45

 

WhingForPresident

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Feb 23, 2009

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Marlborough

• Jul 2, 2015

• #46

We absolutely MUST get something going about taking a hit from the Bong that can be sung after a crunching challenge.

 

Hugo Rune

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Feb 23, 2012

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Brighton

• Jul 3, 2015

• #47

To Paul McCartney's Frog Chorus:

Bong, Bong Bong, Gaetan Bong

Repeat etc

 

pornomagboy

wake me up before you gogo who needs potter when

May 16, 2006

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peacehaven

• Jul 3, 2015

• #48

Bong bong bong let me hear you say waayyyoooo waayyyoooo

 

Tarpon

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Sep 12, 2013

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BN1

• Jul 3, 2015

• Thread starter
• #49

Sung to the tune of The Wicked Witch is Dead after an oppo takes a hit from the Bong eg :

King Bong! The **** is dead. Which old ****? The Palace ****
King Bong! The Palace **** is dead.
Sing up - Albion, praise King Bong and his dreads
Sing up, the Palace **** is dead!

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sydney

tinky ****in winky

Jul 11, 2003

17,756

town full of eejits

• Jul 3, 2015

• #50

pass it over to the left hand side
pass it over to the left hand side
give it to Bong(give it to bong)
give it to Bong

musical youth stylie and easy enough for even the dullest to master.

 

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Aristotle

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Mar 18, 2008

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Edinburgh

• Jul 3, 2015

• #51

Bong!
Always takes out man and ball,
He's got the power to know,
He's indestructible,
Always believe in,
Gaetan Bong!

 

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ROSM

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Dec 26, 2005

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Just far enough away from LDC

• Jul 3, 2015

• #52

Wouldn't it be more classy if every time he tackles someone the crowd just shouted 'bong' in big Ben stylee?

 

Gullflyinghigh

Registered User

Apr 23, 2012

4,279

• Jul 3, 2015

• #53

mejonaNO12 aka riskit said:

To Fountains of Wayne CLASSIC, Staceys mom.

Gaetan Bong, has got it going on.
He's all I want and I've waited for so long
Baby can't you see, it's just not wrong for me.
I can't see how it's wrong to be in love with Gaetan Bong.

Xxx

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Take a bow sir, top effort.

 

mejonaNO12 aka riskit

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Dec 4, 2003

21,504

England

• Jul 3, 2015

• #54

To "it's a long way to Tipperary"

Gaetan Bong plays, the tippy tappy
Gaeton Bong plays, Left back
Gaeton Bong plays, the tippy tappy
He's sweet, he's flair, that's FACT.

Goodbye, Bristol City.
Farewell Leicester yeeeaaahhh

Because Gaetan plays the tippy tappy
And his name, is flairrrrrr.









[Addendum]
I've noted the two liner might work better with

"Goodbye, Olympiakos
Fairwell Valenciennes". (in note to his former clubs).

That is all.

 

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DanRedman

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Mar 18, 2014

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• Jul 3, 2015

• #55

Willy Dangle said:

That would be amazing if we could have half doing the melody and half doing the words if acts what they are.

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Turning the Amex into the biggest glee club?!

 

Nathan

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Jan 8, 2010

3,757

• Jul 3, 2015

• #56

Posh Spice is a slapper
She has a smelly thong
And when she's shagging Beckham
She things of Gaetan Bong

 

DumLum

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Oct 24, 2009

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West, West, West Sussex.

• Jul 3, 2015

• #57

backson said:

To the tune of News at Ten

Der de de der (Der Der der der de de)
De de de Der (der der der der de de)
De de
De de
De de
BONG!!!

I admit it needs a bit of work

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What about after a bit of flair 'Same old Gaetan taking the p**s'

BONG

BONG

BONG

 

mejonaNO12 aka riskit

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Dec 4, 2003

21,504

England

• Jul 3, 2015

• #58

Thighs like a truck. Truck truck.
Tackle like ****. **** ****
Gaetam move ya butt. butt butt.
Let me sing it again

He's got thighs like a truck. Truck truck
Tackles like ****. **** ****
All day long
We love Gaetam Booonnng

BABY, That bong ba bong bong.

 

Norman Potting

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Nov 5, 2006

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Sussex, Sussex not by the sea and actually nearer

• Jul 3, 2015

• #59

For those of you old enough to remember this a relative of his appears at the 2:00 minute mark.

 

JCL666

absurdism

Sep 23, 2011

2,190

• Jul 3, 2015

• #60

Cypress Hill OBVIOUSLY....


"Can I get a... HITS FROM THE BONG"

repeat LOTS