Blue Valkyrie
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Farage ( wanker) must be lapping it up. Too few ENGLISH overseas to influence the FOREIGN votes 
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Eurovision and why the UK does not win ?
- Thread starter Leekbrookgull
- Start date
United Kingdom humiliation at the Eurovision song contest is another reason to vote to leave the European union In my opinionFarage ( wanker) must be lapping it up. Too few ENGLISH overseas to influence the FOREIGN votes
beorhthelm
A. Virgo, Football Genius
- Jul 21, 2003
- 35,310
does anyone know why they insist on the French speaking still, when the largest language in the Eurovision zone is Russian?
Gregory2Smith1
J'les aurai!
no one knows what nul points is in russian
- Apr 5, 2014
- 23,578
I think Spanish is the most common native language after Mandarin. But I guess English is the most widely spoken if you include second tongues.
Robot Chicken
Seriously?
The UK needs give up the Big Five privilege and compete in the Semi Final. Since 1980 the Big Five have only won Eurovision 5 times (Germany x 2, UK x 2, Italy x 1). Get a good song, a well known band, get some buzz about the song going and get people voting for the song in the semi finals.
Hyperion
New member
- Nov 1, 2010
- 5,314
Just enter a bloody good up an coming band with a thumping good tune. Also, aren't we one of the few counties that decide our entry to the Eurovision that is not by public vote? Why the F****** F*** did Englebert Humpadick ever get to represent us recently? We are simply out of favour and out of touch. We are the Kemy Agustein of Eurovision
Pavilionaire
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- Jul 7, 2003
- 30,582
It comes down to fear and jealousy. Like Germany, France and Spain we're big enough to be hated without being so big we'd pick up votes for fear of invasion.
The most offensive thing Sweden's ever done to me is forget to put an Allan key into a box of flat pack furniture, and their women are fit. What's not to like?
The most offensive thing Sweden's ever done to me is forget to put an Allan key into a box of flat pack furniture, and their women are fit. What's not to like?
That blond bird from Abba was very fit
The Spanish
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oh come off it we rule pop music. It's like having a kick about with kids, we are letting them nut Meg us and everything and going oh wow well played. If we wheeled out a big gun every year we could walk it, but we let them have their day in the sun.
Stato
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- Dec 21, 2011
- 6,584
It would be funny just for one year to talk Steve Harris into entering Iron Maiden's latest record, just to watch all these Eastern European countries who never give us a sniff chiming in with deux points after deux points from their metal fans. It would be a nice way of saying to the rest of Eurovision: 'This is what happens if we try even slightly. Next year, we can call Adele or Elton John or would you prefer us to go back to laughing at it?'
I know it's exciting isn't it, but alas we I'm certain would remain in the EBU, which is what the contest is all about.
I know you're on a wind up but just in case someone actually believes your ridiculous statement, they are two entirely different organisations - we leave the EU and we'll still be able to send our utter toilet acts to this competition to get almost last place.
Murray 17
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- Jul 6, 2003
- 2,159
Did you mean 'Chanson D'amour' by the American pop group The Manhatten Transfer? Catchy tune but never entered into Eurovision.
sir albion
New member
We'll never be voted well as the twats hate us....saying that the song was awful anyway
TWOCHOICEStom
Well-known member
If we started choosing songs which weren't steaming piles of shite we might have a chance of doing a little better. It's not all a conspiracy.
Tony Meolas Loan Spell
Slut Faced Whores
Frankly the UK entry was shit.
However too many Eastern Blocs voting for their mates.
Im glad that the other European countries stick to voting for a good song.
Back in the day it was a running joke about Greece/Cyprus and awarding each other 10/12 points. Now with all these pointless Baltic entries is beyond a joke.
However too many Eastern Blocs voting for their mates.
Im glad that the other European countries stick to voting for a good song.
Back in the day it was a running joke about Greece/Cyprus and awarding each other 10/12 points. Now with all these pointless Baltic entries is beyond a joke.
maltaseagull
Well-known member
How can anyone take it seriously?
Engelbert Humperdink represented us FFS!!!!! Maybe 50 years ago he might have won.