One day they may get named after legends from the clubs history should the support from fans to do so happen (eg. The Peter Ward Stand, Dick Knight Stand, Bobby Zamora Stand and the Kemy Agustein Stand)
Or maybe one day financial pressures mean we need to look at having sponsors for the stands.
How about the east and west being named " turn right to the goal " and the "turn left to the goal " stands - each name interchangeable depending on the direction we are supposed to be playing.