Priminister for the day

beorhthelm

A. Virgo, Football Genius

Jul 21, 2003

35,348

• Jan 31, 2015

• #21

i'd introduce economics into secondary education so that people had a clue about how the world works, and not have the wool pulled over their eyes by the politicians so easily.

m20gull said:

I would review the electoral boundaries to make each constituency have the same number of electors, and have one-fifth of the seats elected each year so there is some consistency and no sudden changes.

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thats quite an interesting idea, though risks permenant state of electionering. btw PR makes the party more powerful, as central command select all the members.

 

Westdene Seagull

aka Cap'n Carl Firecrotch

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Oct 27, 2003

21,118

The arse end of Hangleton

• Jan 31, 2015

• #22

m20gull said:

I would review the electoral boundaries to make each constituency have the same number of electors, and have one-fifth of the seats elected each year so there is some consistency and no sudden changes.

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I quite like this idea from a representative perspective but it could well make things more unstable. Majorities could be lost and gained every year and so a change of government every year.

 

happypig

Staring at the rude boys

May 23, 2009

7,977

Eastbourne

• Jan 31, 2015

• #23

I'd introduce a maximum wage of 1000% of the lowest wage in an organisation.

 

WhingForPresident

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Feb 23, 2009

16,272

Marlborough

• Jan 31, 2015

• #24

Monorail
Honey badger

 

Fef

Rock God.

Feb 21, 2009

1,727

• Jan 31, 2015

• #25

Jetpacks. We need jetpacks.

 

Lord Bracknell

On fire

Jul 5, 2003

39,499

104 Upper Grosvenor Street, Mayfair

• Jan 31, 2015

• #26

I'd abolish private education. Imagine the improvements that would hit the state school system if ALL families had to use it.

 

TottonSeagull

Well-known member

Mar 5, 2011

4,498

Totton (Nr Southampton)

• Jan 31, 2015

• #27

As Priminister I would insist that all MPs must shop at my Primark stores

 

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smartferndale

Active member

Mar 21, 2013

111

• Jan 31, 2015

• #28

tax avoidance

Total boycott of stores, companies who fail to pay the correct tax owed to the British public. This is our money for our services.
No one to enter Starbucks or buy an Apple product. Rolling Stones if you don't want to pay the tax in Britain then change your nationality and take Lewis Hamilton with you. Tickets sales for Gary Barlow concerts 0 until he pays his dues.

If people don't want to pay their share then b----= off and don't come back to use the services you did not want to contribute too.
Rant over.

 

Tricky Dicky

New member

Jul 27, 2004

13,558

Sunny Shoreham

• Jan 31, 2015

• #29

spence said:

Pull out of the EU

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Yup, feck this country in one fell swoop, nice one

 

BN9 BHA

DOCKERS

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Jul 14, 2013

21,691

Newhaven

• Jan 31, 2015

• #30

First job, I would learn how to spell my job title, it's Prime Minister.

 

maltaseagull

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Feb 25, 2009

13,063

Zabbar- Malta

• Jan 31, 2015

• #31

Herr Tubthumper said:

I think I'd accept the job but delegate the key positions to some real experts like Miliband and Balls.

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Thank god it's just a fantasy then !

 

maltaseagull

Well-known member

Feb 25, 2009

13,063

Zabbar- Malta

• Jan 31, 2015

• #32

Permanent coalition based on PR.

 

Driver8

On the road...

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Jul 31, 2005

16,001

North Wales

• Jan 31, 2015

• #33

Sterilise anyone with below average IQ.

 

Lord Bracknell

On fire

Jul 5, 2003

39,499

104 Upper Grosvenor Street, Mayfair

• Jan 31, 2015

• #34

Driver8 said:

Sterilise anyone with below average IQ.

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And repeat at regular intervals?

It's interesting, is it not, that despite 145 years of compulsory education, it is still the case that half the population is of below average intelligence.

 

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m20gull

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Jun 10, 2004

3,429

Land of the Chavs

• Jan 31, 2015

• #35

Lord Bracknell said:

I'd abolish private education. Imagine the improvements that would hit the state school system if ALL families had to use it.

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I can sympathise with the "why" (not that I agree) but not the "how". How would you abolish all private education? Should parents be prevented from supplementing state education? Should absent parents be prevented from delegating that to paid tutors? Would all pupils get the same education, or would it be streamed with the best pupils getting the best education?

 

Baldseagull

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Jan 26, 2012

10,993

Crawley

• Jan 31, 2015

• #36

Lord Bracknell said:

And repeat at regular intervals?

It's interesting, is it not, that despite 145 years of compulsory education, it is still the case that half the population is of below average intelligence.

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Depends, if you use the mean to arrive at an average figure, you are going to get half over and half under a lot of the time.

Edit: I think something whooshed over my head.

 

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Norman Baker suck my lozenge

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Feb 24, 2004

6,638

Freshening up for the Ladies.

• Jan 31, 2015

• #37

Hanging for murder,rape and kiddie fiddlers..

 

stripeyshark

All-Time Best Defence

Dec 20, 2011

2,294

• Jan 31, 2015

• #38

Daffy Duck said:

Scrap the House of Lords and replace it with an elected second chamber.

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Ooh, nice idea. Just have to pass that bill through the House of... Oh, wait...

 

Man of Harveys

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Jul 9, 2003

18,751

Brighton, UK

• Jan 31, 2015

• #39

Lord Bracknell said:

I'd abolish private education. Imagine the improvements that would hit the state school system if ALL families had to use it.

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Me too. And I'd imprison people for bad spelling. "Priminister"?!? Wt actual f?

 

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ThePompousPaladin

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Apr 7, 2013

1,025

• Jan 31, 2015

• #40

Create a 'Department of Transparency'.

Solve all forms of corruption, make cover ups impossible and lessen expenditure of public bodies (it would pay for itself).