I met a girl in a club....

KingstonSeagull · Dec 4, 2014

Went back to mine and we were getting down to it all the clothes came off and she spotted my brighton shirt that I had been wearing during a kick about earlier that day in my laundry bin. She laughed and exclaimed she was a palace fan. I made her put it on before we could go any further. Just wondering how many lad points im entitled to...

hans kraay fan club · Dec 4, 2014

Quite a few, though you lose half of them for the pink duvet set.

HantsSeagull · Dec 4, 2014

I trust you then threw her out....?

Peter Grummit · Dec 4, 2014

Only if you share to her FB page..

Nibble · Dec 4, 2014

You lose all man points for bragging. Very vulgar.

KingstonSeagull · Dec 4, 2014

hans kraay fan club said:
Quite a few, though you lose half of them for the pink duvet set.

Any gained for the de Niro painting?

Nibble · Dec 4, 2014

And what the efferson Jefferson is going on with that bedspread! Blue sheet, pink duvet, cream and brown pilllows. The bird looks quite fit though.

TomandJerry · Dec 4, 2014

Wheel loose now

Geestar · Dec 4, 2014

She is still palace

KingstonSeagull · Dec 4, 2014

Nibble said:
And what the efferson Jefferson is going on with that bedspread! Blue sheet, pink duvet, cream and brown pilllows. The bird looks quite fit though.

Apogoes Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen. Not up to your tastes? I'm a student I could care less if it's matching...

hans kraay fan club · Dec 4, 2014

Nibble said:
And what the efferson Jefferson is going on with that bedspread! Blue sheet, pink duvet, cream and brown pilllows. The bird looks quite fit though.

I'm going to hazard a guess Nibs, that its a set from young persons' emporium 'Jack Wills'.

Notters · Dec 4, 2014

Bet she'd love to know you posted this on here!

KingstonSeagull · Dec 4, 2014

hans kraay fan club said:
I'm going to hazard a guess Nibs, that its a set from young persons' emporium 'Jack Wills'.

Work there and yep

KingstonSeagull · Dec 4, 2014

Notters said:
Bet she'd love to know you posted this on here!

Don't think she'd care. She's a bit of a hoe. Probably much worse of her circulating the web. And it's not like you can see her identity.

El Sid · Dec 4, 2014

KingstonSeagull said:
I'm a student

Groupon?

Raleigh Chopper · Dec 4, 2014

Your laundry bin must be huge.

KingstonSeagull · Dec 4, 2014

El Sid said:
Groupon?

Did I get her on Groupon? Believe it or not everything palace isn't on Groupon.

GT49er · Dec 4, 2014

Notters said:
Bet she'd love to know you posted this on here!

Bet there'll be somebody on here who'll make sure she will!

Gwylan · Dec 4, 2014

KingstonSeagull said:
She's a bit of a hoe.

Does that mean you're a bit of a rake?

Easy 10 · Dec 4, 2014

This thread just carries SO much potential.

*pringles*

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