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I'm a Celeb 2014



grubbyhands

Well-known member
Dec 8, 2011
2,285
Godalming
Christ, that Gemma really is a "pig with knickers on". I don't think she will need to eat for at least a week.
 




vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
27,894
Tune in to I'm a Celebrity 2015 to find out if Gemma eventually starves to death.
 




Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
24,896
Worthing
I'm afraid that having to watch some crap telly is a contractual obligation as part of a long term relationship. Of the regular shows that I am lumbered with " I'm a Celeb " is the least annoying and can be fun thanks to the subtle repartee between Ant and Dec. . Big Brother,Downton, X and Strictly are the worst for me, either nothing happens or its a deafening screamfest.

Get another TV. Loads of people do it nowadays.
 


vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
27,894
Surprised that Tinchy got that nomination, when the Great British Public discover a weak link on I'm a Celeb they keep putting them in the challenges normally. Good for Tinchy though, he can enjoy this, as a rapper he is the only celeb whose chances of death are reduced by going in to a jungle rather than staying in the urban jungle.
 




pornomagboy

wake me up before you gogo who needs potter when
May 16, 2006
6,015
peacehaven
At least if gemma starves to death the rest of the camp will have enoth meat to last 3 weeks
 








greyseagull

New member
Jul 1, 2012
2,023
West Worthing
I'm afraid that having to watch some crap telly is a contractual obligation as part of a long term relationship. Of the regular shows that I am lumbered with " I'm a Celeb " is the least annoying and can be fun thanks to the subtle repartee between Ant and Dec. . Big Brother,Downton, X and Strictly are the worst for me, either nothing happens or its a deafening screamfest.

I've seen you post this elsewhere before; I hope the tables are turned in your favour on occasions?
 


Billy the Fish

Technocrat
Oct 18, 2005
17,500
Haywards Heath
If finding the female form nice to look at then yes I'm sad. As for having no friends you've lost Me there ???

Did you miss out a:) :ohmy: :drool: :wink: :eek: I find it stops a lot of people thinking that you might be missing the point:moo:

Fork moi, what's wrong with you man, she's goijous mit fab top bollox innit.

Ignore Uncle C - he's so uptight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his arse, in two weeks you'd have a diamond!
 






Wrong-Direction

Well-known member
Mar 10, 2013
13,426
That jimmy trial was funking hilerious!!!!
 


vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
27,894
I've seen you post this elsewhere before; I hope the tables are turned in your favour on occasions?

Dr Who is about my only revenge although I do sometimes insist on sitting through a whole MST3K sometimes " Prince of Space " is a particular favourite.
 






jay d

jay d n coke
Nov 16, 2014
833
brighton
Here's my thoughts so far..... motor bike man is out for himself ( and will soon p**s everyone off )
Jimmy the ex footballer.. more of a team player, funny to watch ( expecially in that tank with the snake going for him lol )
The fat common bitch ... gonna p**s everyone off in the camp and at home with her whinging and crying, ( spoilt brat who new what she was going in for ) so stop crying and get on with it. Oh and starving are you ? Trust me love ,you got enough reserves packed inside you to last you till christmass.

as for the rest il update when ive seen more of them.
 




mejonaNO12 aka riskit

Well-known member
Dec 4, 2003
21,499
England
Michael Burke and Tinchy Stryder is a glorious friendship.

Bullard is just everything you knew he'd be. He's actually funnier when he's not TRYING to be funny. The snake thing was brilliant but I would have been reacting in exactly the same way when that thing was leaping for him.

But, as ever, the show is entertaining because of the links with Ant and Dec.
 


Marshy

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
19,725
FRUIT OF THE BLOOM
Michael Burke and Tinchy Stryder is a glorious friendship.

Bullard is just everything you knew he'd be. He's actually funnier when he's not TRYING to be funny. The snake thing was brilliant but I would have been reacting in exactly the same way when that thing was leaping for him.

But, as ever, the show is entertaining because of the links with Ant and Dec.

Yep Ant and Dec make the show pretty much.
 








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