If You Won £150M On The Euro Lottery Tonight.......

the wanderbus · Oct 24, 2014

I forgot to add that at the press conference announcing my purchase of CPFC i would remove my jacket and shirt to reveal an Albion shirt underneath, could you imagine their poor little Palace faces on the sudden realisation that they have just been completely ****edover.

Scoffers · Oct 24, 2014

I'd keep quiet about it and invest in something worthwhile via a holding company

Taybha · Oct 24, 2014

Scoffers said:
I'd keep quiet about it and invest in something worthwhile via a holding company

Thankyou Leonardo Dicaprio

Geestar · Oct 24, 2014

I'd be bold...

Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews · Oct 24, 2014

I'd pay off my credit cards and get my self a curry

bomber130 · Oct 24, 2014

I would probably assist in the purchase of a new striker but only after I had purchased 24 bags of monster munch and eaten the lot.

halbpro · Oct 24, 2014

I think first order of business would be a nice detached house somewhere in the countryside, or an apartment in town. Possibly both. Coupled with a luxury car plus driver. Then it'd be time to think about the Albion, but I think pumping money in within the confines of FFP wouldn't be all that easy.

Psychobilly freakout · Oct 24, 2014

1: Hair transplant.
2: Lazer zapppp my eyes.
3: Liposuction...... (i'm not selling myself here am i)
4: Divorce the wife.
5: Buy a House in the woods.
6: Buy a 69 Camaro.
7: Treat myself.

Biscuit · Oct 24, 2014

I'd probably be able to afford a couple of things from the club shop

ElectricNaz · Oct 24, 2014

No but I'd probably buy a league 1/2 team for a couple of million. Turn them around football manager style and then sell them for a huge profit once we win the Champions League in 8 seasons time with Freddy Adu on loan

JJ McClure · Oct 24, 2014

I'd commision a cost and feasability study for a monorail.

Worthingite · Oct 24, 2014

I'd pay for the club to go on a "fact finding pre season tour" toColumbia, Bolivia and Peru, invite the whole of NSC, and enjoy the chaos. Any time I play Football Manager I take the club on a South American coke crawl, and imagine in my head the level of binfestry on here.

midnight_rendezvous · Oct 24, 2014

I'd probably invest in a small, local team like Burgess Hill.

Psychobilly freakout · Oct 24, 2014

midnight_rendezvous said:
I'd probably invest in a small, local team like Burgess Hill.

But your location is Birmingham ?

midnight_rendezvous · Oct 24, 2014

Psychobilly freakout said:
But your location is Birmingham ?

Ah yes, I was raised in Burgess Hill and all my family still live in the area but I moved up to Birmingham after graduating from University up here. But I still consider it my home. And if I won the Euromillions I'd come back down south in a heartbeat.

Psychobilly freakout · Oct 24, 2014

midnight_rendezvous said:
Ah yes, I was raised in Burgess Hill and all my family still live in the area but I moved up to Birmingham after graduating from University up here. But I still consider it my home. And if I won the Euromillions I'd come back down south in a heartbeat.

So in the interest of clarity you would in fact throw money into your home town rather than a local club....

How long have you been living north of Pyecombe ? You do know that you will have to pass a fit and proper persons test upon applying to move back down south ?

deletebeepbeepbeep · Oct 24, 2014

midnight_rendezvous said:
I'd probably invest in a small, local team like Burgess Hill.

I think I'd do similar and invest it in Whitehawk or Lewes, your money would go much father and there would be a greater sense of satisfaction at the positive impact. You could give Albion £10m for a striker and they still might not get anywhere near promotion.

midnight_rendezvous · Oct 24, 2014

Psychobilly freakout said:
So in the interest of clarity you would in fact throw money into your home town rather than a local club....

How long have you been living north of Pyecombe ? You do know that you will have to pass a fit and proper persons test upon applying to move back down south ?

Yes, that makes much more sense. Hometown not local.

I've been up here for the best part of 6 years if you include my 3 years at university. I imagine that any test will include a section on speech and pronunciation to ensure I haven't pick up any undesirable northern colloquialisms?

Return of the Rev · Oct 24, 2014

midnight_rendezvous said:
I'd probably invest in a small, local team like Burgess Hill.

MILE OAK FOR ME :thumbsup:

If the didn't want the cash the green elephant would be the next option :moo:

Wrong-Direction · Oct 24, 2014

I'd go down the pub

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