Sitting in my office.......

Cheeky Monkey · Sep 17, 2014

Easy 10 said:
I exist in real life, and yes, I have used that phrase.

Stick with 'oily rags' in future, it'll make you sound a bit less...

Mellotron · Sep 17, 2014

Easy 10 said:
I exist in real life, and yes, I have used that phrase.

Fair enough. Do you say it to smokers with a smug expression on your face?

Easy 10 · Sep 17, 2014

Mellotron said:
Fair enough. Do you say it to smokers with a smug expression on your face?

Who said I was saying it to smokers ? Its a general turn of phrase, is it not ?

Blimey, the Sensitivity Police are out in full force I see. Hope to christ we get a result on Saturday.

Mellotron · Sep 17, 2014

Easy 10 said:
Who said I was saying it to smokers ? Its a general turn of phrase, is it not ?

Blimey, the Sensitivity Police are out in full force I see. Hope to christ we get a result on Saturday.

Not sensitive, just lightly amused at the thought. I'm generally a big fan of yours on here.

Easy 10 · Sep 17, 2014

Mellotron said:
Not sensitive, just lightly amused at the thought. I'm generally a big fan of yours on here.

And I you

xx

Gary Leeds · Sep 17, 2014

daveinprague said:
Surprising number of young women here smoke. Much more than ive seen in the UK or even other Euro countries.

Is it true that for 5000 crowns all Czech women will let you film them doing anything you want to them?

daveinprague · Sep 17, 2014

Half a months wages to many Czechs, so I wouldnt be surprised. ;-D

Iggle Piggle · Sep 17, 2014

Easy 10 said:
And I you

xx

It starts with a couple of kisses at the end of a post.

It ends up in a binfest over a curry night.

Not Andy Naylor · Sep 17, 2014

Mo Gosfield said:
Don't rise to the bait. Just study football more than them and be prepared to ask them searching questions, such as...
1) How much blame do you lay at the door of Graeme Souness for Liverpool's failure to win the top division since 1990 ( just the 24 years and counting! )
2) Why have Liverpool not made more effort to increase their capacity from 44,000 or build new and increase revenue and ensure that their worldwide supporters get more chance of watching their club. They are operating at 25% less gates than when standing was in force and their capacity is over 40% less than their biggest rival. It is surely hampering their progression to try and be one of Europe's top clubs again.
3) Why do young and talented players like Daniel Sturridge not make more effort to be two-footed? Is it too much to ask of a highly paid international that he works a bit harder to improve his game or is it indicative of the lazy culture amongst current players?
4) Do Arsenal fans honestly believe they are getting value for money? They pay the highest prices in the PL but their trophy cabinet has been remarkably bare for a long time...and don't get fobbed off with last season...one FA Cup win in 9 years is a disgrace for a club of their size and aspiration.
5) Has any Arsenal fan stopped to consider the policy of Mr Wenger in recent years and what the real agenda is at Arsenal? Selling your best players to your rivals and not re-investing hardly smacks of ambition. It smacks of Mr Wenger being incentivised to make Arsenal cash rich first and foremost and success on the pitch as a secondary issue.
6) Why have Arsenal been so poor in Europe? No Champions League win and very few European trophies in their illustrious history.
...there are a few to be getting on with....I'm sure you can think of some more....just get under their skin a bit...rattle their cages...don't give them an easy ride....try and knock them out of their elitist mind-frame.
It'll make you feel a lot better. I do it all the time. If I see a Man.U shirt I ask...." whats that badge then?....and when their surprise has subsided and they have answered, I say...." Oh, I didn't recognise it...I thought it was Stockport County "

And ask the Arsenal fans how they feel about the Champions League rules changing so that sneaking in via fourth place will no longer be good enough for a top seeding in the group stage.

nwgull · Sep 17, 2014

Cheeky Monkey said:
Sadly an attractive quality for me in a woman (I know!).

It looks sexy but I don't like the stale smoke smell or breath. Having said that, I've dated 2 smokers in the past; they both liked it up the bum.

LamieRobertson · Sep 17, 2014

nwgull said:
It looks sexy but I don't like the stale smoke smell or breath. Having said that, I've date 2 smokers in the past; they both liked it up the bum.

I'm struggling to find a link there

nwgull · Sep 17, 2014

LamieRobertson said:
I'm struggling to find a link there

Obvious isn't it? Based on extensive research, all female smokes like bum sex.

Goldstone1976 · Sep 17, 2014

LamieRobertson said:
I'm struggling to find a link there

It's certainly a very small sample size from which to draw any meaningful conclusions. I'll try 100 smokers and 100 non-smokers and get back to you. We'll be looking for p<0.05, of course.

daveinprague · Sep 17, 2014

Disturbingly, anal seems quite popular among Czech girls... maybe there is a link!!

StonehamPark · Sep 17, 2014

daveinprague said:
Disturbingly, anal seems quite popular among Czech girls... maybe there is a link!!

Are you hiring?

Moshe Gariani · Sep 17, 2014

Cheeky Monkey said:
Stick with 'oily rags' in future, it'll make you sound a bit less...

"oily rag" is an affectionate term for a cigarette normally used by a fellow addict...

"lung dart" is a good alternative name to "cancer stick"

Soulman · Sep 17, 2014

Easy 10 said:
Who said I was saying it to smokers ? Its a general turn of phrase, is it not ?

Blimey, the Sensitivity Police are out in full force I see. Hope to christ we get a result on Saturday.

Chill out and get yourself a chinky and a beer.

METALMICKY · Sep 17, 2014

Pretty lucky in my relatively new office job as I have a proper fan of Oxford United who goes regularly. How I chortled when they signed Hoskins and he is still gobsmacked that JFC gets a regular game for us. All in all pretty good as no plastic fans in sight

LamieRobertson · Sep 17, 2014

Goldstone1976 said:
It's certainly a very small sample size from which to draw any meaningful conclusions. I'll try 100 smokers and 100 non-smokers and get back to you. We'll be looking for p<0.05, of course.

That has to be worth a whole new thread

Tony Meolas Loan Spell · Sep 17, 2014

Easy 10 said:
Looks like she's on the cancer sticks.

Pity.

Because of course you would be her type...

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