The unofficial NSC worst film you've EVER seen thread

Goldstone1976

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• Sep 18, 2014

• #221

edna krabappel said:

.....Disney toddler-bait, cynically over-produced with the sole intention of flogging galactic quantities of themed Happy Meals, plastic pink princess crap, and for teaching little girls that it doesn't matter what you look like, so long as you're a good person inside. And are also pretty.

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I think you've described just about every Disney film I've ever seen. A truly toxic message to deliver to little girls.

 

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Leighton Buzzard

• Sep 18, 2014

• #222

The Wedding Planner...OH..MY..GOD that was terrible, GhostbustersII was pretty bad.

Another one here who thought Mars Attacks! was pretty good. Just very silly..

 

edna krabappel

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• Sep 18, 2014

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Goldstone1976 said:

I think you've described just about every Disney film I've ever seen. A truly toxic message to deliver to little girls.

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Well at least Aladdin & a couple of others were quite funny.

 

Paris

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• Sep 18, 2014

• #224

I don't get the Mamma Mia bashing. Granted, not the greatest film of all time but it did exactly what it said on the tin. Pierce Brosnan singing. What is there not to like?

 

jcdenton08

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• Sep 18, 2014

• #225

The title of the thread is "worst film you've ever seen". Not "most overrated film in my opinion".

People are putting things like Frozen, The Truman Show, The Lord of the Rings?!!! Argo??!! War Horse??!

Either the majority of folks here didn't understand the thread title, or they don't see many films at all...

Black Swan, overrated pile of shit and I hated it. Worst film I've ever seen? No

 

JJ McClure

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• Sep 18, 2014

• #226

Paris said:

I don't get the Mamma Mia bashing. Granted, not the greatest film of all time but it did exactly what it said on the tin. Pierce Brosnan singing. What is there not to like?

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Mamma Mia is one of my guilty pleasures, although that's more down to the girl in it having a cracking set of bangers than Pierce Brosnan's singing.

 

Bwian

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• Sep 18, 2014

• #227

The Lone Ranger was, for me, a stinking pile of Shite. Right up there with War Horse which was also a stinking pile of horse shit.

 

Nibble

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• Sep 18, 2014

• #228

Bwian said:

The Lone Ranger was, for me, a stinking pile of Shite. Right up there with War Horse which was also a stinking pile of horse shit.

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The Lone Ranger was crap.

 

Paris

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• Sep 18, 2014

• #229

JJ McClure said:

Mamma Mia is one of my guilty pleasures, although that's more down to the girl in it having a cracking set of bangers than Pierce Brosnan's singing.

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I forgot about Firth singing as well. Cheesy as hell, though entertaining in a funny kind of way.

 

mejonaNO12 aka riskit

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• Sep 18, 2014

• #230

Titanic 2 was so bad it was good.

 

desprateseagull

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• Oct 25, 2014

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• #231

Prometheus, and similar lets go find our origins in space' type thing.. Apart from Mission to Mars, which I thought was actually rather good.

 

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Randsta

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• Oct 25, 2014

• #232

Jurassic Park 3 was awful!

 

Bevendean Hillbilly

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• Oct 25, 2014

• #233

Eraserhead. WTF?

 

Mowgli37

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• Oct 25, 2014

• #234

If we're going by genre then for horror I nominate Annabelle and the Chernobyl Diaries.

I don't watch many of that sort of film but they were shockingly tame.

 

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Worthing

• Oct 25, 2014

• #235

how to manage a football club staring sami hyypia

 

Mowgli37

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• Oct 25, 2014

• #236

JJ McClure said:

Mamma Mia is one of my guilty pleasures, although that's more down to the girl in it having a cracking set of bangers than Pierce Brosnan's singing.

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A review I read describing him as sounding like a Donkey with a red hot poker up it's arse was rather accurate

 

Nibble

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• Oct 25, 2014

• #237

Brooklyn Rules on iplayer yesterday. A total Goodfellas/Once upon a time in America wannabe rip off. Even Alec Baldwin couldn't save this uneventful, rambling piece of crap.

 

desprateseagull

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• Oct 28, 2014

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• #238

Office Space. A waste of Jennifer Aniston's, erm, talents.. A dire revenge movie.

 

JBizzle

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• Oct 28, 2014

• #239

Transformers 2 by the longest distance. Went on seemingly forever, was sexist and mildly racist.

 

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N17

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• Oct 28, 2014

• #240

Burke & Hare with Andy Serkis/Simon Pegg.

Hands down the unfunniest 'comedy' ever made.

A truly horrendous film.