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Shuggie

Well-known member
Sep 19, 2003
666
East Sussex coast
There once was a guy called Garcia
Whose teams often played with great fear
The crowds got quite bored
So he went off abroad
But was back in less than a year
 






Eeyore

Lord Donkey of Queen's Park
NSC Patreon
Apr 5, 2014
23,380
Who like Brighton, she hit Gus's ceiling...
 


Foul Play Rocks

Well-known member
Feb 23, 2013
5,178
She layed on her back and opened her crack
And got sacked for being too revealing
 




Hove Seagull

Well-known member
Feb 18, 2008
1,250
Havant
There was an old lady from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
In less than an hour
Her tits were a-flower
And her fanny was covered in weeds
 




Foul Play Rocks

Well-known member
Feb 23, 2013
5,178
There once was a man called Teixeira
Defences would soon learn to fear(er)
Goals he would score as the Amex would roar
Who cares if the beer has got dearer
 


withdeanwombat

Well-known member
Feb 17, 2005
8,690
Somersetshire
There once was a guy called Garcia
Whose teams played without any fear,
And no flair or speed
The supporters agreed
In fact all the football was drear.
 




AmexRuislip

Trainee Spy 🕵️‍♂️
Feb 2, 2014
33,727
Ruislip
There once was a rich man called Tony Bloom,
Who ended Albions pathway to doom.
He finished Dicks dream,
of getting the team,
to the holy grail that is the Amex.
 





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