There's a poo in my bottom and it won't come out

dingodan · Aug 26, 2014

Advise please.

martin tyler · Aug 26, 2014

Laxatives?

L2MidgetGem B.H.A Seagull · Aug 26, 2014

Coffee, Prune Juice, Red Bull, Curry. Take your pick

Tom Hark Preston Park · Aug 26, 2014

L2MidgetGem B.H.A Seagull said:
Coffee, Prune Juice, Red Bull, Curry. Take your pick

But only as a last resort

Bry Nylon · Aug 26, 2014

You could go for the "Accountancy" solution:

Work it out with a pencil and paper.

somerset · Aug 26, 2014

Work it out with your fingers.

Hamilton · Aug 26, 2014

Try a different site?

Goldstone1976 · Aug 26, 2014

Try posting such threads here instead of on the BB?

dingodan · Aug 26, 2014

Hamilton said:
Try a different site?

Poop report will hopefully have it covered. :thumbsup:

dingodan · Aug 26, 2014

Goldstone1976 said:
Try posting such threads here instead of on the BB?

Aww.

I was hoping it would become sticky tbh.

I was going to post a picture too, guess there is no point now.

Hamilton · Aug 26, 2014

Then again, NSC is perfect for this. There's loads of posters that talk sh1t.

Goldstone1976 · Aug 26, 2014

dingodan said:
Aww.

I was hoping it would become sticky tbh.

I was going to post a picture too, guess there is no point now.

AmexRuislip · Aug 26, 2014

dingodan said:
Advise please.

Try sneezing whilst closing your mouth at the same time, the pressure should reverse the other way resulting in clearance.

dingodan · Aug 31, 2014

& breathe.

Phew.

The Truth · Sep 1, 2014

Drink coffee and smoke weed.

lydiaport · Oct 21, 2014

BrightonCottager · Nov 14, 2014

I find 3 pints of Harvey's Best will clear most blockages.