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New Song For Danny Holla







OurPrice

New member
Nov 22, 2012
70
To Spice Girls "wanna be"

I wanna be Danny Holla
And have Danny Holla's friends.
Making love together
Friendship never ends


To "Hey ya"

Shake it. sh sh sh shake it
shake like a dutch midfielder
shake it sh sh sh shake it

Hooooolllaaaaa
Holla
Hooolllllaaaaa
Holla

"Lola"

I saw him in the middle of the amex
He made me want to engage in homosexual sex
His name was Holla
H-o-l-l-a Holla

All of these are AMAZING. :lolol:
 


Fitzcarraldo

Well-known member
Nov 12, 2010
960
To Nelly's Ignition (Remix):

We got Holla on the left
Holla on the right
When he brings it all together he'll be scoring all night

Still working on what will come before and after.
 


Wellesley

Well-known member
Jul 24, 2013
4,973
To Da Do Ron Ron.

He comes from Holland,
And he's blessed with skill,
Danny Holla, Dan-ny Holla,
I saw him play for Brighton,
And my heart stood still,
Danny Holla, Dan-ny Holla.
 








Superphil

Dismember
Jul 7, 2003
25,420
In a pile of football shirts


Mackenzie

Old Brightonian
Nov 7, 2003
33,557
East Wales
To Spice Girls "wanna be"

I wanna be Danny Holla
And have Danny Holla's friends.
Making love together
Friendship never ends


To "Hey ya"

Shake it. sh sh sh shake it
shake like a dutch midfielder
shake it sh sh sh shake it

Hooooolllaaaaa
Holla
Hooolllllaaaaa
Holla

"Lola"

I saw him in the middle of the amex
He made me want to engage in homosexual sex
His name was Holla
H-o-l-l-a Holla
Winner!

Awesome wordsmithing there mejona. Inspired.
 






Foul Play Rocks

Well-known member
Feb 23, 2013
5,180
Who's that man from the Netherlands
Who's that man we all adore
Danny Hollla is his name
Runs the show in every game
And we don't sing this song for Ulloa anymore.

I expect it to be sung loud by everyone on Saturday.

I think this would work well if the last line was:
And we don't sing Ulloa anymore.
 














seagull 1979

Praying for points
Aug 29, 2011
642
Bicester
So as requested, to the tune of Mr Richie's Hello...

Holla,
We know he's gonna score,
It might be one or two,
Or even three or four,
From open play or dead ball,
We know he's gonna score.

He can hit it with his left foot,
He can hit it with his right,
When we heard that we'd signed him,
North Stand Chat all said he's shite.
 
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The Sock of Poskett

The best is yet to come (spoiler alert)
Jun 12, 2009
2,803
Resurrecting the Michel Kuipers song, we could go:

"Dan-ny Ho-lla, he's our midfield machine
He's our midfield machine
He's our midfield machine"

And insert "Shoot!" or "Dutch!" instead of "Chef!"

I'll get me coat :lolol:
 










mejonaNO12 aka riskit

Well-known member
Dec 4, 2003
21,501
England
To Rhianna's "Umbrella".

When he's in our side we play together
I told you he'll be here forever
I would love to be his friend
right behind him to the end

And now he's spraying more than ever
his balls are getting ever more clever
He's my favourite Brighton fella
His name is Danny Holla

Holla Holla eh eh
His names Danny Holla, holla holla eh eh eh.
 


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