The official 2014 CPFC managerial farce thread

ThePaddy

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• Aug 21, 2014

• #221

Norman Potting said:

Am I alone in feeling some sympathy for our unfortunate Surrey rivals

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How could you possibly feel sympathy for a midtable Premier League team?

Perhaps Tony Bloom could swap the entirety of your transfer budget for a Moonpig card to send us.

 

beorhthelm

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• Aug 21, 2014

• #222

from Edna's list, im reckoning smart money might go towards Eddie Izzard.

 

ThePaddy

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• Aug 21, 2014

• #223

Thunder Bolt said:

http://www1.skysports.com/football/...-of-the-running-to-become-crystal-palace-boss
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/aug/18/crystal-palace-tim-sherwood-malky-mackay-new-manager

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I see. So we're going to get our 100% unbiased and factual information from Tim Sherwood's agent. Got it.

 

edna krabappel

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• Aug 21, 2014

• #224

ThePaddy said:

I see. So we're going to get our 100% unbiased and factual information from Tim Sherwood's agent. Got it.

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Beats getting it from you, I reckon

 

hans kraay fan club

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• Aug 21, 2014

• #225

ThePaddy said:

That's about the strength of it. Good on you for having some perspective.

Also, Sherwood hasn't "turned us down", he's saving face. He knows he isn't getting the job because he's not going to be offered it.

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Oh, you're good.

 

hans kraay fan club

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• Aug 21, 2014

• #226

PLEEEEEEEEASE let it be Lennon.

 

Mackenzie

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• Aug 21, 2014

• #227

Let it be Lennon, let it be Lennon.

 

edna krabappel

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hans kraay fan club said:

PLEEEEEEEEASE let it be Lennon.

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Oh I see what you did there, good work

 

edna krabappel

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• Aug 21, 2014

• #229

MacKenzie said:

Let it be Lennon, let it be Lennon.

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And there.

 

beorhthelm

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• Aug 21, 2014

• #230

ThePaddy said:

Also, Sherwood hasn't "turned us down", he's saving face. He knows he isn't getting the job because he's not going to be offered it.

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no its pretty obvious after being overlooked in favour of Malkay, he doesnt want to be second choice now theres a shed load of extra baggage. as has been said, pushing out Pulis (which is what happened for all intents, Parish could have backed down and let him do his job), looks pretty daft.

 

Max Paper

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• Aug 21, 2014

• #231

hans kraay fan club said:

PLEEEEEEEEASE let it be Lennon.

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MacKenzie said:

Let it be Lennon, let it be Lennon.

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http://www.cpfc.org/forums/showthread.php?t=254384

 

edna krabappel

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• Aug 21, 2014

• #232

beorhthelm said:

no its pretty obvious after being overlooked in favour of Malkay, he doesnt want to be second choice now theres a shed load of extra baggage. as has been said, pushing out Pulis (which is what happened for all intents, Parish could have backed down and let him do his job), looks pretty daft.

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Maybe Sherwood has an idea there's more (Moody-related) yet to come out of all this <rubs hands>

 

greyseagull

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• Aug 21, 2014

• #233

edna krabappel said:

Maybe Sherwood has an idea there's more (Moody-related) yet to come out of all this <rubs hands>

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Maybe you're right; exciting stuff <rubs penis>

 

edna krabappel

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• Aug 22, 2014

• #234

They forgot to add Dave Hockaday to the list.

 

dazzer6666

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• Aug 22, 2014

• #235

greyseagull said:

Maybe you're right; exciting stuff <rubs penis>

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Whose ?

 

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ArfurW8

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• Aug 22, 2014

• #236

hans kraay fan club said:

PLEEEEEEEEASE let it be Lennon.

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Imagine.

 

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• Aug 22, 2014

• #237

jamie the seagull said:

Sky Sports News - Jim White says he has spoken to Tim Sherwood who has tonight asked not to be considered for the manager's job.
He had a interview last weekend.

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Do you blame him? Take the job and the crazy billionaire and his hotshot lawyers will be searching his house next....

 

lawros left foot

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• Aug 22, 2014

• #238

Danny Baker has said on Twitter, hes been told meet the new boss, same as the old boss. Pulis back?

 

Bold Seagull

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• Aug 22, 2014

• #239

lawros left foot said:

Danny Baker has said on Twitter, hes been told meet the new boss, same as the old boss. Pulis back?

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Dowie?

 

The Fifth Column

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• Aug 22, 2014

• #240

edna krabappel said:

They forgot to add Dave Hockaday to the list.

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Bit left field but in the spirit of diversity how about Katy B or Susannah Reed?