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Ched Evans



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So let me get this straight.

Unconscious people don't want tea...






...but I can still have sex with them.
 




Triggaaar

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Oct 24, 2005
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So let me get this straight.

Unconscious people don't want tea...

...but I can still have sex with them.
No. As an example and to be clear, it is illegal for your partner to wake you up with a BJ. Which is a shame.
 


Triggaaar

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Oct 24, 2005
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In your hypothetical, the friend is drinking the tea themselves, you're not involved in the tea drinking. Step back and let them do whatever they want to themselves.
Ok, so how about you've made the tea, and you're about to give it to them, but you realise they're too drunk to know what they're doing - should you then withhold the tea, and say they can't have it?
 




Hamilton

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Ok, so how about you've made the tea, and you're about to give it to them, but you realise they're too drunk to know what they're doing - should you then withhold the tea, and say they can't have it?

Of course you shouldn't give them the tea. They can barely hold the cup.
 




Stat Brother

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Loose leaf or bag.

If bag, round, square or pyramid?
 




Bob!

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No. As an example and to be clear, it is illegal for your partner to wake you up with a BJ. Which is a shame.

....unless I've specifically asked her/him to wake me up in this way.
 




WATFORD zero

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Loose leaf or bag.

If bag, round, square or pyramid?

Other shapes are available

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Stat Brother

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I think the lesson is, somewhat, that you do have consent to make love to an unconscious person's cup of tea. But not when it is in their mouth or any other orifice.

Well why didn't they just say that, instead of wrapping it up in code.
 


Triggaaar

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....unless I've specifically asked her/him to wake me up in this way.
Nope, still illegal. You can't give consent to have sex in the future. You need to be capable of giving consent at the time.
 


Triggaaar

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Oct 24, 2005
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Of course you shouldn't give them the tea. They can barely hold the cup.
Oh but they can. They can even walk around in their high heels. But they won't remember it.
 






nwgull

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Jul 25, 2003
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Appeal verdict to be given this morning. If nothing else, this should prompt some heated discussion in here to take your minds off of results permutations and goal differences.
 








studio150

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Oh Lord.

'Someone' will suggest we sign him as a free agent.

Why given that if the decision is to overturn the conviction the DPP have stated they will seek a retrial. I cant see anyone taking him on until that process has concluded and unless this second trial returns a not guilty verdict.
 


sparkie

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Jul 17, 2003
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Why given that if the decision is to overturn the conviction the DPP have stated they will seek a retrial. I cant see anyone taking him on until that process has concluded and unless this second trial returns a not guilty verdict.

That is all true, but it won't stop the suggestion appearing here.
 


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