An open letter to the bloke that stole my pint

Tom Hark Preston Park

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Jul 6, 2003

70,208

• Aug 10, 2014

• #41

pastafarian said:

And im writing this still stuck in bloody Bennets field

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You were still stuck in Bennett's field at 07:18 this morning?! No wonder you're a bit pee'd off!

 

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BrianWade4

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Aug 17, 2010

3,152

A nice bit of South London

• Aug 10, 2014

• #42

Go for a dirty pint. Urine wouldn't put me off

 

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portslade seagull

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Jul 19, 2003

17,609

portslade

• Aug 10, 2014

• #43

If it was Guinness I think ( SIMMO SAYS ) took it as the pumps broke down in the Northstand

 

piersa

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Apr 17, 2011

3,155

London

• Aug 10, 2014

• #44

pastafarian said:

Dear head

You utter utter

I queued up for hours for that ing thing only for you to pinch it whilst my guard was down and going for a wizz

what sort of wit are you,im sure during the week you rob pensioners of their war medals and shag your sister after for a bit of celebration.

I bet you wear tight denim shorts you mong,the ones with the turn ups like a hipster Jimmy Saville,your Rolf Harris beard simply rounds of your utter prickknobishness.

I really hope you zip up your ,expose flesh and fall into a vat of chilli with 15 million on the scoville scale

I will now be wizzing in every pint i buy.........steal at your peril.....you have been warned!

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Very, Very tasty. Helped to wash down a delightful pie. Thanks again.

 

Phat Baz 68

Get a ****ing life mate !

Apr 16, 2011

5,023

• Aug 10, 2014

• #45

pastafarian said:

you are off the hook

i doubt they make denim shorts in your size

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you'll be surprised

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

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Jul 6, 2003

70,208

• Aug 10, 2014

• #46

pastafarian said:

i am getting the feeling some of you jokesters are really not getting the seriousness of this blatant theft/beer mugging

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Enough of your glass-half-empty attitude already. Oh.

 

South Stand Rebel

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Sep 6, 2012

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• Aug 10, 2014

• #47

..Beer today, gone tomorrow?...

 

AmexRuislip

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Feb 2, 2014

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Ruislip

• Aug 10, 2014

• #48

 

pastafarian

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Sep 4, 2011

11,902

Sussex

• Aug 11, 2014

• Thread starter
• #49

sten said:

Having bought a lovely refreshing pint yesterday I had the terrible misfortune of knocking it over ,whilst looking down at my spillage with tears springing to my eyes my heart was suddenly gladden as I turned back to the shelf to see a sudden replacement , it must have been those wonderful catering staff seeing my utter hurt and despair must have replaced my spillage with a fresh one, boy did it taste good and cheers to warm human spirit, from a happy tear stained slightly greying gent.

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a little birdy has just told me you didnt even bother turning up for the game Mr Season Ticket Holder Sten.......i have ruled you out as a suspect.

 

Tim Over Whelmed

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Jul 24, 2007

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Arundel

• Aug 11, 2014

• #50

Or, of course, an unattended pint may have been cleared up by a very diligent cleaner?

 

sten

sister ray

Jul 14, 2003

943

eastside

• Aug 12, 2014

• #51

pastafarian said:

a little birdy has just told me you didnt even bother turning up for the game Mr Season Ticket Holder Sten.......i have ruled you out as a suspect.

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And which little birdy told you that

 

Change at Barnham

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Aug 6, 2011

4,915

Bognor Regis

• Aug 12, 2014

• #52

I always have difficulty in accepting that people steal other peoples drinks. I would suspect that it most often happens because of a mix-up and people picking up the wrong drink by accident. I find it surprising that anyone can get so angry over a drink. Life's too short to get so wound up.

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

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Jul 6, 2003

70,208

• Aug 12, 2014

• #53

I'd like to propose a toast to [MENTION=21401]pastafarian[/MENTION] (as soon as he's gone to the bogs, obviously)

 

Hyperion

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Nov 1, 2010

5,314

• Aug 12, 2014

• #54

I am still utterly lost at the "I queued up for hours" statement.

Bizarre. I very much doubt you did queue up for hours.

I don't think you ever purchased a pint and this is some kinda smart card discount scam.

 

fat old seagull

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Sep 8, 2005

5,239

Rural Ringmer

• Aug 12, 2014

• #55

pastafarian said:

Dear head

You utter utter

I queued up for hours for that ing thing only for you to pinch it whilst my guard was down and going for a wizz

what sort of wit are you,im sure during the week you rob pensioners of their war medals and shag your sister after for a bit of celebration.

I bet you wear tight denim shorts you mong,the ones with the turn ups like a hipster Jimmy Saville,your Rolf Harris beard simply rounds of your utter prickknobishness.

I really hope you zip up your ,expose flesh and fall into a vat of chilli with 15 million on the scoville scale

I will now be wizzing in every pint i buy.........steal at your peril.....you have been warned!

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Well to be honest, it tasted like you already in that one !

 

Thunder Bolt

Silly old bat

Aug 18, 2009

65,504

Beside the seaside, beside the sea

• Aug 12, 2014

• #56

pastafarian said:

Yes i did

And im writing this still stuck in bloody Bennets field.......what is your point.


(suspect no.3 emerges)

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How did you get into Bennets field? It's fenced off because Mr Bennett won't let us use it.

 

Worried Man Blues

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Feb 28, 2009

6,625

Swansea

• Aug 12, 2014

• #57

Have they started the Harveys in quart glasses yet? I realise one of these getting purloined would be twice as bad.