who would win a SkyBet Championship Managers Royal Rumble?

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turienzo's lovechild

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the rules are simple....24 men enter, you are eliminated if you go over the top rope with BOTH FEET HITTING THE GROUND, the winner is the last man remaining

things like size, brute strength, being a bit DASTARDLY and an overall tough guy are attributes that will all come in handy

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MattBackHome

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• #2

Lee Clark

Edit - WHAT AM I SAYING.

Obviously Rosler.

 

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HawkTheSeagull

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Steve Evans, just run/shuffle/wobble at the others like a bowling ball.

Actually, he may as well be a bowling ball - he is round enough after all.

 

WhingForPresident

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Mick McCarthy all day long.

New Leeds manager looks like a bit of a brawler as well.

 

sparkie

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If Hoops is the referee, pretty boy Howe would win.

 

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I think Nigel Adkins would make a great wrestling BADDIE

 

WhingForPresident

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There's only one Mark McCarthy

 

shaolinpunk

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• #8

Felix Magath definitely would use all the tricks in the book to win by any means.

 

The GIF dude

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Rosler chokeslams the #24 entrant Dougie Freedman before Mick McCarthy with a Kane-esque CLOTHESLINE on the German over the top rope after Rosler was the #2 entrant making it all the way to the end. Mick McCarthy goes to Wrestlemania.

 

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Horsham Gull

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Still wouldn't mess with psycho, bet the forrest players wont piss him off can see things being thrown in the dressing room

 

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TomandJerry

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Psyhco

 

Mellotron

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• #12

They would all have to team up to get Steve Evans out a la Rikishi and The Big Show in previous years.

 

Gullflyinghigh

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• #13

Last three of Psycho (pre-match favourite), McCarthy (the solid combatant) and Steve Evans (the dastardly outsider).

Psycho looks to eliminate Evans but, just as he begins to go over the top rope McCarthy appears behind him and topples both of them over.

Double M's music hits and he turns to celebrate his glory but, unbeknownst to him, Evans never went to the floor, pulling himself back in under the bottom rope.

Assuming the noise of the crowd is in his honour, Double M misses the warnings and Stevie E pops up behind him and throws him out of the ring. It wasn't meant to happen and no-one's happy about it, but Stevie 'The Doughnut' Evans is off to Wrestlemania.

Post-match, Psycho re-appears and beats the holy hell out of The Doughnut with all manner of implements to punish his dirty ways, basking in the universal acclaim it earns him as the broadcast ends.

 

TSB

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Gullflyinghigh said:

Double M's music hits and he turns to celebrate his glory but, unbeknownst to him, Evans never went to the floor, pulling himself back in under the bottom rope.

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My sides.

 

Gullflyinghigh

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TSB said:

My sides.

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I admit, I was stretching credulity a bit there.

 

TSB

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Gullflyinghigh said:

I admit, I was stretching credulity a bit there.

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He'd need arms the size of Popeye to stand a chance.

 

Gullflyinghigh

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TSB said:

He'd need arms the size of Popeye to stand a chance.

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Think of it as him using his own weight in his favour, carrying the momentum to slingshot back in...that sort of works, it's not like he's lacking in extra chunk.

 

stripeyshark

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• #18

Psycho

 

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MattBackHome

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Psycho is too honest for a Royal Rumble.

 

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• #20

Would have been Stone Cold Sean Dyche last year