*Official 2014 B&HA Chant of the Season*

crodonilson

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Jan 17, 2005

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Lyme Regis

• May 16, 2014

• #1

We've had the nominations, now pick your favourite.

"Barnsley's a ****hole, I wanna go home"

Great chant from the Albion faithful amusingly reminding their hosts how poor their town is and we're not planning on staying long

"Small town in Forest"

Beilittling the Derby support and embrassing them in a key play-off game by accusing them of being just a small part of their hated rivals

"Bonjour, Bonjour we are the Brighton boys"

Fantastic witty response to the Hull taunts of our Southerly location

"One nil to the Nancy boys"

Always one to shut the opposition up when they start their sickening homophobic chanting

"Premier League, you're having a laugh"

Taunts from the Albion faithful towards their Leicester counterparts as we cruise into a four goal lead, look on their fans faces as we chanted it to them was priceless

"5-4, we're gonna win 5-4"

Gallows humour from the loyal Albion support showing our never say die attitude

 

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TheJasperCo

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Jan 20, 2012

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• May 16, 2014

• #2

The self-deprecating ones where we light-heartedly take the Mick out of ourselves are the best ones I think.

 

Black Rod

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• May 16, 2014

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Barnsley one for me - still makes me a crack a smile to this day just thinking about it. Genius

 

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MattBackHome

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• May 16, 2014

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Hilarious and original, each and every one. Each one's hilarity is only matched by it's originality, and each one is more hilarious and original than the last, except for "Barnsley's a shithole" which redefines the laws of hilarity and originality to the point where I think it may have caused a zer-hour tear in the hilarious/original continuum and inverted the fundamental laws of hilariousness.

 

dazzer6666

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• May 16, 2014

• #5

MattBackHome said:

Hilarious and original, each and every one. Each one's hilarity is only matched by it's originality, and each one is more hilarious and original than the last, except for "Barnsley's a shithole" which redefines the laws of hilarity and originality to the point where I think it may have caused a zer-hour tear in the hilarious/original continuum and inverted the fundamental laws of hilariousness.

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You mean a bit of wee came out.

 

crodonilson

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Jan 17, 2005

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• May 19, 2014

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"Bonjour, Bonjour, we are the Brighton Boys" emerges as a clear winner. Great chant, well deserved amongst some tough competition.

 

Oscar

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Nov 10, 2003

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• May 19, 2014

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In one game last season - and I'm struggling to write this from laughing so very much at the memory - the ball went out for a corner and the fella next to me stood up and while pointing in the vague direction of our players shouted, "SEAGULLS! SEAGULLS!"

Where can i vote for this?

 

WhingForPresident

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• May 19, 2014

• #8

That Barnsley one is genius!

 

Superphil

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Jul 7, 2003

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• May 19, 2014

• #9

WhingForPresident said:

That Barnsley one is genius!

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You could sign it along the lines of the tune to "Sloop John B"

 

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golddene

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• May 19, 2014

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Superphil said:

You could sign it along the lines of the tune to "Sloop John B"

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Yeah that would be soooooooooo coooooooool

 

crodonilson

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Jan 17, 2005

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• Aug 24, 2016

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About time we started some new witty chants, same old and atmosphere was poor at Oxford last night.

 

Gazwag

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Mar 4, 2004

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Bexhill-on-Sea

• Aug 24, 2016

• #12

crodonilson said:

About time we started some new witty chants, same old and atmosphere was poor at Oxford last night.

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Atmosphere was poor due to the dross on the pitch between minutes 1 and 70. Thought it was funny how row by row going backwards everybody started sitting down.

The renditions of SBTS were good though, encouraging that more and more people seem to be able to sing the right words at the right speed (until the fast bit of course)

 

Stat Brother

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• Aug 24, 2016

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"one phone..."

 

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nickbrighton

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Stat Brother said:

"one phone..."

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has to be chant of the season

 

Simster

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Jul 7, 2003

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• Aug 24, 2016

• #15

crodonilson said:

About time we started some new witty chants, same old and atmosphere was poor at Oxford last night.

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I wish I'd seen this thread when you first posted it. Superb effort, Crodo.

I think my favourite was singing "you're just a small town near Delhi" at Luton several years ago, which was similarly hilarious on so many levels. The only reason I didn't sing it myself at the time was because I was laughing so hard.

 

Thunder Bolt

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• Aug 24, 2016

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Gazwag said:

Atmosphere was poor due to the dross on the pitch between minutes 1 and 70. Thought it was funny how row by row going backwards everybody started sitting down.

The renditions of SBTS were good though, encouraging that more and more people seem to be able to sing the right words at the right speed (until the fast bit of course)

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Being able to overlook the car park, due to the open ended stadium, 'We can see you cycling out', was a reasonable effort, imo.

 

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T.G

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• Aug 24, 2016

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nickbrighton said:

has to be chant of the season

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Against Rotherham? That genuinely made me laugh out loud that night. With the East stand lit up like a Christmas Tree and one young scrot sets of his phone in the way end. To their credit after hearing this another lad joined in and they had two phones!

 

pasty

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Jul 5, 2003

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• Aug 24, 2016

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Stat Brother said:

"one phone..."

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nickbrighton said:

has to be chant of the season

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Challenged by the superb "what the ****ing hell is this". A brilliant turn on the usual "what the ****ing hell was that"

 

Moshe Gariani

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"Oxford's a shithole, I wanna go home" was good last night.

 

Moshe Gariani

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Gazwag said:

The renditions of SBTS were good though, encouraging that more and more people seem to be able to sing the right words at the right speed (until the fast bit of course)

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This. The first rendition was good but reasonably standard these days "Now is the time for marching, etc" but the second effort was outstanding "For we're the men from Sussex, etc" ... top marks to those involved.