I can only imagine the poor guy has a dislike of defecating directly next to somebody in close proximity
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Iggle Piggle
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Yesterday, I emerged from Trap 1 at the same time as someone I know on "Alright mate" terms came out of 4. As I went to the basin to give my hands a scrub, he wandered past me, the soap, water and sink said "You alright" and out the bog.
Lovely. He uses shared terminals during the day.
Lovely. He uses shared terminals during the day.
If WSL is any representative sample, about 75% of our fans don’t wash their hands………
Baldseagull
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I don't wash for a 1 sometimes, and rarely/never at half time at the Amex where there are 4 basins and hand dryers for urinals with standing room for 40 at a time. Coming from trap 4 suggests a 2, but may only have been a 1, he still had to touch the door that all the other 2 doers had touched before washing their hands though, so a bit grim.
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What are like with DIY? Would it be inconvenient to carry the exact bolt mechanism with you? Maybe you could keep it in the accompanying tool belt that you will need?
As discussed elsewhere, unless you have actually pissed on your own hands, does one imagine there is anything cleaner, in a public lav, than one's own John Thomas?
Every toilet should have hand sanitizer on the wall outside the door.
For use on way in and way out (after washing hands thoroughly)
For use on way in and way out (after washing hands thoroughly)
You will have absolutely pissed on your own hands. You might not feel or see it but you will have tiny particles of piss all over your mitts. Plus whatever else is in the urinal or toilet bowl. Other people’s piss and shit particles, for example.
Peanut?
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Baldseagull
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Urine is sterile, so not such a hygiene issue. Tap water is more likely to contain some bacteria than your piss, and there is inevitably some on the tap handle.You will have absolutely pissed on your own hands. You might not feel or see it but you will have tiny particles of piss all over your mitts. Plus whatever else is in the urinal or toilet bowl. Other people’s piss, for example.
Peanut?
Iggle Piggle
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It was 100% a number 2.
I appreciate that at the amex, some of the lads are "powdering their nose" and that some of the taps at the amex are incubators for a new species that will one day evolve and take over the world.
A real pity your new drug wasn't a suppository, you could have told them to shove it up their arse.Thanks. Appreciated.
It is a little difficult for me because I have always seen my role as a seeker of truth (the abstract of science) and a discoverer of Valuble Things, medically speaking (the application of science). It will be a wrench to give all that up. Especially now I am part of a team (the key part) with a patented new drug, the progression of which is assisted by my being a bona fide employee of . . . . . .
Yes, well. My autism makes it hard for me to let all that go, and I am willing to suck up all the madness to stay in the game. Tick tock. I also have the freedom to be a critical friend (of my institution). Tick tock. Not that they welcome or even tolerate criticism. Tick....tock. Is there anything really, of value, that I can give? Tick....
We shall see.
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Keep up the good fight Harry.
You sure he wasn't just knocking one out?
Water does normally contain bacteria. Harmless bacteria. The type of bacteria is what matters.
It’s a myth urine is sterile. Urine is normally sterile when produced in the kidney and stored in the bladder, but is likely to become non-sterile as it leaves the body. Urine is non-toxic, although it contains urea and other substances which can be toxic.
It’s highly unlikely you’ll get ill from yours or anyone else’s urine but… wash your hands after having a piss. It’s pretty grim to just leave it.
Although you may deem your wilton to be spotlessly clean, I think I’d like to have the choice of whether I come into contact with whatever is in your pants or not as you touch all the same surfaces as I do
McTavish
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That's a myth.
Baldseagull
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Ok, but is going to be less contaminated than the back pocket of your Levis, which is what you end up drying your hands on usually, if you wash them at half time.
Every day is s school day on NSC. And here is more sage advice on hygiene:Water does normally contain bacteria. Harmless bacteria. The type of bacteria is what matters.
It’s a myth urine is sterile. Urine is normally sterile when produced in the kidney and stored in the bladder, but is likely to become non-sterile as it leaves the body. Urine is non-toxic, although it contains urea and other substances which can be toxic.
It’s highly unlikely you’ll get ill from yours or anyone else’s urine but… wash your hands after having a piss. It’s pretty grim to just leave it.
Although you may deem your wilton to be spotlessly clean, I think I’d like to have the choice of whether I come into contact with whatever is in your pants or not as you touch all the same surfaces as I do
Perhaps carry some hand sanitizer?
Baldseagull
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Maybe, or I could put on several layers of latex glove and remove one layer every time I touch something? Carry a pair of tongs to keep my hands a safe distance from my penis whilst urinating? Or I could just recognise that unless I am about to perform surgery, there is not really a problem with not having completely sterile hands at all times.
If you could. Cheers.
pasty
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I have the same aversion, but fortunately there are three traps in my nearest office toilets.
However, there are a couple of complete and utter COCKWOMBLES who use the middle trap even when all three are vacant. I mean, come on, what sort of idiot does that.