Bell Cheeses at work

Tim Over Whelmed · Jun 28, 2021

South Stand Bonfire said:
I went onto this thread for the first time in a few weeks and chuckled at the Straw Man comment. First report I read this morning for work was using the very same term. Not sure what it means as it wasn’t a draft report .

The conclusion I've made is that it's a term that means I can't be bothered to do a lot more than chuck my vaguest ideas onto a sheet of paper and I'll leave you all to pick the brains out of it and amend as you wish so if it all goes wrong it's not down to me. Suffice to say I've asked we don't use the term or operate in this way, i.e. if you've been given a task just bloody do it! We can collaborate, of course, but you retain the flippin' task! :lolol:

zefarelly · Jun 28, 2021

The Optimist said:
Can’t you just say take responsibility?

Given its usually something said from above to a lower level. I take it as a 'do this, I no longer consider it my problem/responsibility'

Brian Fantana · Jun 28, 2021

PILTDOWN MAN said:
I read that as you have leg cramps, thinking what's that got to do with this thread,

Me too

I thought that's a very odd opening gambit to a bellcheese-related anecdote!

Brian Fantana · Jun 28, 2021

As most of us are still pretty much exclusively WFH, are we allowed to bring bellcheese neighbours into the equation? If so, I'd like to nominate mine as, judging by the noise levels of heavy construction coming from his garden, he appears to be trying to construct a scale model of CrossRail. Some of us are trying to avoid working!

zefarelly · Jun 28, 2021

I've been in the office/factory throughout . . .Mrs Zef is still WFH . . . . most of last year the house was a building site, she did well to survive.

As far as bellcheese neighbours go, one day last summer we had music in gardens . . . . both sides north and south playing Simply RED FFS! it wasn't the radio, they'd actually chosen to play it!!!

smudge · Jul 3, 2021

Got this e-mail this morning, & immediately thought of this thread.

Good morning,

Leadership Thought:

“Change should get your attention. It should give you an emotional charge, and you should take it seriously. The secret is knowing how to scramble without getting spastic, how to be more intense and still in control. Use the energy that change generates to give the culture a greater sense of urgency.
But stay focused.”

Thank you

Brighthelmstone · Jul 3, 2021

smudge said:
Got this e-mail this morning, & immediately thought of this thread.

Good morning,

Leadership Thought:

“Change should get your attention. It should give you an emotional charge, and you should take it seriously. The secret is knowing how to scramble without getting spastic, how to be more intense and still in control. Use the energy that change generates to give the culture a greater sense of urgency.
But stay focused.”

Thank you

Wow! HR will be having kittens with the line about not getting 'spastic' about it!

smudge · Jul 3, 2021

Brighthelmstone said:
Wow! HR will be having kittens with the line about not getting 'spastic' about it!

From our Captain, who's Italian, recently promoted. You'd like to think that's from literal translation.

jakarta · Jul 3, 2021

A simple one from our new Department Leader at University:

Life is a Project, Make Sure You Manage it Well

Perhaps if he stops sending out emails chock full of spelling errors I'll take some notice.

METALMICKY · Jul 3, 2021

Brighthelmstone said:
Wow! HR will be having kittens with the line about not getting 'spastic' about it!

This big time! Totally unacceptable and suggests someone living in the dark ages or just totally naive.

Sirnormangall · Jul 4, 2021

Sad to think that someone was probably paid for that drivel.

Cheshire Cat · Jul 4, 2021

jakarta said:
A simple one from our new Department Leader at University:

Life is Poyet, Make Sure You Manage Well

Perhaps if he stops sending out emails chock full of spelling errors I'll take some notice.

Corrected for you. I'm sure that's what he meant to say.

jonnyrovers · Jul 8, 2021

New catering manager at work. The sandwich shelf in the staff canteen has been renamed 'filled breads'. I could see my usual egg mayonnaise & cress sarnie and I was starving, but my arm wouldn't move. An invisible force was preventing me from endorsing this bollix. I went hungry. FFS. :nono:

timbha · Jul 8, 2021

jonnyrovers said:
New catering manager at work. The sandwich shelf in the staff canteen has been renamed 'filled breads'. I could see my usual egg mayonnaise & cress sarnie and I was starving, but my arm wouldn't move. An invisible force was preventing me from endorsing this bollix. I went hungry. FFS.

What are the Cornish pasties now called? And other snacks?

jonnyrovers · Jul 8, 2021

timbha said:
What are the Cornish pasties now called? And other snacks?

WFH tomorrow so I'll check Monday and report back.

South Stand Bonfire · Jul 8, 2021

mr sheen said:
Yes, I've worked in place where it's called that, and also firms where its called an Aunt Sally

Very proud of myself today after reading this thread a fortnight ago to deliberately for a bit of fun to drop the Straw Man phrase into a Zoom meeting today in a completely irrelevant context ...and no one battered an eyelid

timbha · Jul 8, 2021

South Stand Bonfire said:
...and no one battered an eyelid

I’m glad they didn’t. Sounds very painful.

Sirnormangall · Jul 8, 2021

South Stand Bonfire said:
Very proud of myself today after reading this thread a fortnight ago to deliberately for a bit of fun to drop the Straw Man phrase into a Zoom meeting today in a completely irrelevant context ...and no one battered an eyelid

Possibly because their eye lids were closed?

Psychobilly freakout · Jul 8, 2021

jonnyrovers said:
New catering manager at work. The sandwich shelf in the staff canteen has been renamed 'filled breads'. I could see my usual egg mayonnaise & cress sarnie and I was starving, but my arm wouldn't move. An invisible force was preventing me from endorsing this bollix. I went hungry. FFS.

Why are they called filled breads ?
Sandwiches are usually made from the same loaf of bread, filled breads implies one specific “filled breads” is made from two different loafs of bread = breads

I understand filled bread, but filled breads…

Feckin madness.

jonnyrovers · Jul 8, 2021

Psychobilly freakout said:
Why are they called filled breads ?
Sandwiches are usually made from the same loaf of bread, filled breads implies one specific “filled breads” is made from two different loafs of bread = breads

I understand filled bread, but filled breads…

Feckin madness.

Exactly.

Under 'Filled Breads' on the sign it listed some different types of bread, some normal, some pretentious as hell like 'sourdough rye & artisan lentil bloomer' or some bollix.

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