Just to note, I didn't film that. There was some BELLCHEESE in front of me at the first keynote speech who decided to hold his phone up and film the entire thing. So f***ing annoying, especially as every speech was being filmed professionally and posted online at the end of the day.
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Bell Cheeses at work
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Just to note, I didn't film that. There was some BELLCHEESE in front of me at the first keynote speech who decided to hold his phone up and film the entire thing. So f***ing annoying, especially as every speech was being filmed professionally and posted online at the end of the day.
Wrong-Direction
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- Mar 10, 2013
- 13,416
[emoji23] working in an office sounds hilarious!
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Norman Potting
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That is truly awesome in its dreadfulness - looks like something out of 1984 crossed with a North Korean Party "Conference".
Classic HS gone mad scenario this week.
So we are an office of c1,000 people in the West End of London. We have a small Costa franchise in our basement which also acts as the staff canteen and therefore caters for breakfast lunch and dinner.
As part of their breakfast service there's a large industrial toaster - think foreign hotel conveyer-belt jobbie - with a myriad of bread products, most of which require some form of personalisation to toast.
In order to achieve this they have happily had three large bread knives for use to cut/slice/split/retrieve stuck items from the back of said toaster for approx 9 years.
Last week they were removed because a single member of staff reported them as a health and safety risk to staff who may injure themselves when using them and also because what if a terrorist broke into our building and wanted to use them to mount an attack on St James's Palace which happens to be next door.
Literally un-****ing-believable.
So we are an office of c1,000 people in the West End of London. We have a small Costa franchise in our basement which also acts as the staff canteen and therefore caters for breakfast lunch and dinner.
As part of their breakfast service there's a large industrial toaster - think foreign hotel conveyer-belt jobbie - with a myriad of bread products, most of which require some form of personalisation to toast.
In order to achieve this they have happily had three large bread knives for use to cut/slice/split/retrieve stuck items from the back of said toaster for approx 9 years.
Last week they were removed because a single member of staff reported them as a health and safety risk to staff who may injure themselves when using them and also because what if a terrorist broke into our building and wanted to use them to mount an attack on St James's Palace which happens to be next door.
Literally un-****ing-believable.
FFS......what kind of firm would allow that [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Oh.
I sometimes work with the events industry and it never ceases to amaze me the amount of money that is spent on this rubbish. And it only increases year upon year as once you start commissioning videos, using huge screens, huge venues, catering, gift bags etc It is very hard to downsize the following year.
On top of which that video you had to endure actually tells you nothing you shouldn't already know if you're in the industry or indeed if you just live on planet earth: Mobile tech is a big deal.
It reminded me of one of those propaganda show videos put out by Mega Churches like Hillsong. Creepy and pointless.
BrianWade4
Well-known member
Agree
And that racket is unbearable
I also note someone filming it in the front row
BrianWade4
Well-known member
I think Thursday was national "Slap your annoying coworker day".
Hope everyone took advantage?
I took the day off otherwise there would have been blood on my hands...
Hope everyone took advantage?
I took the day off otherwise there would have been blood on my hands...
BrianWade4
Well-known member
Even better, dunk your privates in her mug prior to adding tea
Take particular care to smear your bellend around the rim
Bonus if a few hairs fall in
That'll learn her.
Oh wow. What a heap of annoying, pointless crap. That bit of film alone will have cost a big 5 figure number to put together........probably involved a 'creative marketing group' 'brainstorming concepts' at an 'offsite' for 3 days.
'Hey, we could use hashtags !'
'Brilliant Tarquin !!'
Etc
Cheshire Cat
The most curious thing..
That is simply awful. It gave me headache watching it with the sound turned down, and the graphics made me feel queasy, so God knows what damage it could do a full volume... Who came up with that terrible song?
Put this on it's own thread, but have a look in the comments section from what I assume must be a lawyer at Portakabin........
http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/15554460.Early_morning_fire_destroys_coaches/#comments-anchor
http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/15554460.Early_morning_fire_destroys_coaches/#comments-anchor
Beach Hut
Brighton Bhuna Boy
Just received an email from someone who signed it as "A" and wants to jump on a call with me tomorrow.
I really wish people would just **** off sometimes
I really wish people would just **** off sometimes
MattBackHome
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- Jul 7, 2003
- 11,722
Contractor in the office sat behind me today.
1. Humming and 'doo-do-doo'ing to himself at a low, but audible volume
2. Breathing really heavily and loudly through his nose.
3. Hasn't taken his coat off yet (he's been here 3 hours) and it's not cold.
Hell.
1. Humming and 'doo-do-doo'ing to himself at a low, but audible volume
2. Breathing really heavily and loudly through his nose.
3. Hasn't taken his coat off yet (he's been here 3 hours) and it's not cold.
Hell.
Normal Rob
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I get this horsesh!t every fortnight....
I just wanted to touch base on my email below and would highly appreciate your feedback on my call request; wherein we can share details of our solutions and a relevant case studies with you. I promise, will keep it crisp and productive for both of us.
Would you be available sometime this or next week to have a quick call (10 - 15 mins only)
I just wanted to touch base on my email below and would highly appreciate your feedback on my call request; wherein we can share details of our solutions and a relevant case studies with you. I promise, will keep it crisp and productive for both of us.
Would you be available sometime this or next week to have a quick call (10 - 15 mins only)
mattislost
Active member
- Dec 12, 2011
- 261
guy next to me has just started doing rubix cube at work. the clickety-clacking is driving me insane...
Whoislloydy
Well-known member
Sorry I've almost finished
Do you work for Llyods?
I hate him. Tell him an anonymous man on the internet tells him to **** off and die.
LamieRobertson
Not awoke
Guy making a right racket with his Rubix cube and tweeting that Duffy is a waste of space 