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    Oi!! beginning to think us PM's are thought of in same bracket as Estate Agents and Traffic Wardens!
    Delusions of grandeur..........
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      Was it an elderly sounding gent?
      Omsung phine ?
      "Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts"
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      That seems pretty reasonable to me! I'd love a toaster on my desk.

      Try it
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      Another bell-cheese (or should that be bell-paneer) customer last night:
      cust: we cannot connect to our device
      me: I've checked it. your interface is set wrong. If I change it from 10gig to 1gig it comes up.
      cust: our technician has changed the cable
      me : no. your interface is set wrong. you need to set it to 10gig
      cust : kindly send a technician
      me : right. I have set it to 1gig. In 2 hours I will set it back to 10gig
      <a hour passes>
      cust : we can see our device now.
      me : I know. I have set it back to 10gig, please modify your settings to get it working correctly.
      cust : It has gone down again. kindly set it as it was before
      <sets it back to 1gig>
      cust : this is still faulty, we can only pass 1gig.
      me : AAAAAARRGGGHHHHHHH !!!!
      Poster; I'm with the customer, wtf are going on about?
      “FROM the towns all Inns have been driven: from the villages most. . . . Change your hearts or you will lose your Inns and you will deserve to have lost them. But when you have lost your Inns drown your empty selves, for you will have lost the last of England.”
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      Poster; I'm with the customer, wtf are going on about?
      I’m with you....”your interface is set wrong” ?
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      Quote Originally Posted by Brighthelmstone View Post
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      Oi!! beginning to think us PM's are thought of in same bracket as Estate Agents and Traffic Wardens!
      Not even close mate. Try bankers and you might be onto something


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      I’m with you....”your interface is set wrong” ?
      A Speed / Duplex mismatch. It's why 90% of IT shit doesn't work properly. Talking Bens Grandad through it would take approximately 3 weeks 2 days and 5 hours.

      In simple terms its the way everyone sings and claps too quickly to the music during GOSBTS causing it to go horribly wrong.
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      Quote Originally Posted by happypig View Post
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      Another bell-cheese (or should that be bell-paneer) customer last night:
      cust: we cannot connect to our device
      me: I've checked it. your interface is set wrong. If I change it from 10gig to 1gig it comes up.
      cust: our technician has changed the cable
      me : no. your interface is set wrong. you need to set it to 10gig
      cust : kindly send a technician
      me : right. I have set it to 1gig. In 2 hours I will set it back to 10gig
      <a hour passes>
      cust : we can see our device now.
      me : I know. I have set it back to 10gig, please modify your settings to get it working correctly.
      cust : It has gone down again. kindly set it as it was before
      <sets it back to 1gig>
      cust : this is still faulty, we can only pass 1gig.
      me : AAAAAARRGGGHHHHHHH !!!!
      No wonder the customer wanted you to send a technician. Or at least someone who could translate gibberish into english
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      Quote Originally Posted by Iggle Piggle View Post
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      A Speed / Duplex mismatch. It's why 90% of IT shit doesn't work properly. Talking Bens Grandad through it would take approximately 3 weeks 2 days and 5 hours.

      In simple terms its the way everyone sings and claps too quickly to the music during GOSBTS causing it to go horribly wrong.
      Too many eels in my hovercraft, maybe?
      “FROM the towns all Inns have been driven: from the villages most. . . . Change your hearts or you will lose your Inns and you will deserve to have lost them. But when you have lost your Inns drown your empty selves, for you will have lost the last of England.”
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      Quote Originally Posted by happypig View Post
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      Another bell-cheese (or should that be bell-paneer) customer last night:
      cust: we cannot connect to our device
      me: I've checked it. your interface is set wrong. If I change it from 10gig to 1gig it comes up.
      cust: our technician has changed the cable
      me : no. your interface is set wrong. you need to set it to 10gig
      cust : kindly send a technician
      me : right. I have set it to 1gig. In 2 hours I will set it back to 10gig
      <a hour passes>
      cust : we can see our device now.
      me : I know. I have set it back to 10gig, please modify your settings to get it working correctly.
      cust : It has gone down again. kindly set it as it was before
      <sets it back to 1gig>
      cust : this is still faulty, we can only pass 1gig.
      me : AAAAAARRGGGHHHHHHH !!!!
      I’m with the customer on this one. You don’t work for Virgin Media by any chance do you?

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