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How much do you swear?



spongy

spongy

Well-known member
Aug 7, 2011
2,764
Burgess Hill
Just been looking through my Facebook and saw a link to a Buzzfeed quiz asking 'how sweary are you?'

I swear a lot all day at work, up the pub and at the football so thought I'd do quite well, but only scored a paltry 42???:angry:

Which brings me on to my one of my favourite swear words, the legendary cockjugglingthunderc**t.

What are the origins of this insult? I've only ever seen it used on here so was impressed to see it featured!!

Have a go and post your scores:clap2:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/how-sweary-are-you?s=mobile
 










pastafarian

pastafarian

Well-known member
Sep 4, 2011
11,902
Sussex
59.....well chuffed

Piers Morgan and C###puddle listed on the same survey.....great stuff!

and whats a douchecanoe?
 








seagullsovergrimsby

seagullsovergrimsby

#cpfctinpotclub
Aug 21, 2005
43,690
Crap Town
I've passed on the swearing gene to [MENTION=4313]RM-Taylor[/MENTION] :lolol:
 




dejavuatbtn

dejavuatbtn

Well-known member
Aug 4, 2010
7,206
Henfield
Not as much as the plank that sits behind me at the Amex, but probably more than I should. I certainly try and avoid swearing when kids (esp. Grandkids) are about.
 


vegster

vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
27,894
Apart from the odd four letter word when in the famous hammer/thumb brick/foot type situations absolutely never. However I think swear words quite often, and, that's the best way to swear.

Got a score of 30
 
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skipper734

skipper734

Registered ruffian
Aug 9, 2008
9,189
Curdridge
What like...............I'm a little cowboy, I don't swear, shit, bugger, arshole I don't care. :blush:
 




father_and_son

father_and_son

Well-known member
Jan 23, 2012
4,646
Under the Police Box
spongy said:
Just been looking through my Facebook and saw a link to a Buzzfeed quiz asking 'how sweary are you?'

I swear a lot all day at work, up the pub and at the football so thought I'd do quite well, but only scored a paltry 42???:angry:

Which brings me on to my one of my favourite swear words, the legendary cockjugglingthunderc**t.

What are the origins of this insult? I've only ever seen it used on here so was impressed to see it featured!!

Have a go and post your scores:clap2:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/how-sweary-are-you?s=mobile
Click to expand...

Don't know if it was the first use, but CJTC appears in Blade Trinity. Hannibal King uses it to describe the female vampire that bit him (Danica Talos).

And I swear far too much, I don't need a test to tell me. Trouble is I work in a very sweary office so hard not too.
 


spongy

spongy

Well-known member
Aug 7, 2011
2,764
Burgess Hill
I could have got more but I chose not to click on the American versions of our words as I don't technically use them. And there was only a few I didn't know, including douchecanoe.
 




Wrong-Direction

Wrong-Direction

Well-known member
Mar 10, 2013
13,426
I stopped the fu**ing test on question 8 coz the questions sounded like they'd been written by a c***
 






Questions

Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
24,896
Worthing
A good solid 47. Apparently - according to the brickie on site - I broke the record for f.u ks in a minute a few weeks back when cracking a bone in my hand with my hammer. Luckily the lady of the house was out. Mind you she's a ****.
 


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