Brighton's WORST PUB World Cup - nominations

supaseagull · Apr 11, 2014

Any franchise. Shit soulless excuses for 16 year olds to hang out

Thunder Bolt · Apr 11, 2014

Tom Hark said:
Consider the Branch Tavern fifth-ed

And a nomination here for the Park View for the ever-lousy service and its sole use as a post-nursery hangout for yummy mummies and their spoilt sprogs, accompanied at weekends by their braying partners.

Park View seconded.

Barrel of Fun · Apr 11, 2014

How many people have been to the Park View since the refurb and reopening?

I'd be interested to scope it out. Although, this has put me off a little bit...

Just a stone's throw from Preston Park, you'll find a pub that's cosmopolitan Brighton at its best. Alongside our impressive range of speciality drinks and pub food at The Park View, you'll find a line-up of interesting activities throughout the week, such as Tai Chi Mat and the odd live band too, with the Peruvian nose flute making an occasional appearance.

Tom Hark Preston Park · Apr 11, 2014

Barrel of Fun said:
How many people have been to the Park View since the refurb and reopening?

I'd be interested to scope it out. Although, this has put me off a little bit...

Well I walked in there with two others last Friday about 5pm intending to order food. It was completely rammed. Knowing how bad service is there at the best of times we walked straight back out again. The Crown and Anchor got our money instead.

Or did you mean the Preston Park Tavern? Not been in there yet since the revamp.

Guinness Boy · Apr 11, 2014

If we're allowing city limits then I'm going to have to agree with The Seafield and call thread over.

red star portslade · Apr 11, 2014

Barrel of Fun said:
How many people have been to the Park View since the refurb and reopening?

I'd be interested to scope it out. Although, this has put me off a little bit...

Just a stone's throw from Preston Park, you'll find a pub that's cosmopolitan Brighton at its best. Alongside our impressive range of speciality drinks and pub food at The Park View, you'll find a line-up of interesting activities throughout the week, such as Tai Chi Mat and the odd live band too, with the Peruvian nose flute making an occasional appearance.

**** me! I think I'm going to be sick.

Dover · Apr 11, 2014

A fifth (or should that be filth) vote for the Branch. I have to vist, to play bar billiards in there, and cannot wait to leave, as soon as i arrive.

Can I also nominate the Open House. so far up it's own back side, it must be blind. Shocking prices, awful beer, and virtually non existent service.

vegster · Apr 11, 2014

red star portslade said:
Just a stone's throw from Preston Park, you'll find a pub that's cosmopolitan Brighton at its best. Alongside our impressive range of speciality drinks and pub food at The Park View, you'll find a line-up of interesting activities throughout the week, such as Tai Chi Mat and the odd live band too, with the Peruvian nose flute making an occasional appearance.

**** me! I think I'm going to be sick.

I'll raise you with Bistro Nantais on Church Road, Hove, they have recently announced that a Harpist will play there every Tuesday evening.

Simgull · Apr 11, 2014

another vote for The Whistlestop Tavern. For the sign in the 'garden' asking drinkers not to throw glasses onto the railway line and the photos outside proudly showing off the refurbished urinals.

papajaff · Apr 11, 2014

red star portslade said:
It's in the City limits and it's a karzi. That's all that counts.

You won't have any arguments from me there.

Spider · Apr 11, 2014

I'd like to nominate the Stanmer Park Tavern. Horrible, look over your shoulder, place. Although when I was in there before christmas thy had a non-sensual offer where you got a free pint if you were wearing a christmas jumper, which was nice since we definitely only wanted to stay for one!

papajaff · Apr 11, 2014

Ernest said:
I DRINK their

Sew DO i

Hotchilidog · Apr 11, 2014

ali jenkins said:
They should issue hard hats for The Pond. The locals in The Eddy are nice though.

The Eddy (or Edinburgh as it is for now) has actually improved lately. Great sunday lunch in there. Although don't go in too early give the staff a chance to wake up first.

turienzo's lovechild · Apr 11, 2014

I like that this competition is producing two categories of pubs.....the traditional shit hole type, and the "trying to be so good that they're actually shit" type

great stuff

The Large One · Apr 11, 2014

Spider said:
I'd like to nominate the Stanmer Park Tavern. Horrible, look over your shoulder, place. Although when I was in there before christmas thy had a non-sensual offer where you got a free pint if you were wearing a christmas jumper, which was nice since we definitely only wanted to stay for one!

Surprised it's taken to post #71 to nominate this. Seconded.

Postman Pat · Apr 11, 2014

The Fiddlers.

Just a small vile inn.......

ali jenkins · Apr 11, 2014

I'm rather shocked that I drink in / quite like a fair few of these pubs.

turienzo's lovechild · Apr 11, 2014

The Smugglers

especially for any type of sporting event

doesn't even have the decency to be cheap

spring hall convert · Apr 11, 2014

I'll 2nd The Stamner Park Tavern. It was the first pub I thought of when I saw this thread.

The Hollingbury
Martha Gunn
Seafield
William IV
The French Horn (This is the latest attempt at the Compton Arms/ Rat and Trumpet/Foggs site on the Dials. Awful, awful pub. Horrible, horrible people.)

If only The Spreadeagle were still open.

turienzo's lovechild · Apr 11, 2014

spring hall convert said:
The French Horn (This is the latest attempt at the Compton Arms/ Rat and Trumpet/Foggs site on the Dials. Awful, awful pub. Horrible, horrible people.)

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seconded. one of those pubs that is just ALWAYS shit, regardless of how many times they change owners

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