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Which TV detective/ busy body would you least want on you're tail?
- Thread starter Doc Lynam
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fat old seagull
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I wouldn't want anyone on my case who I couldn't offer a bung to 
- Oct 17, 2008
- 10,712
Another vote for Columbo. He is just so persistent. And Peter Falk is easily the best actor of all of those listed in this thread... although the show definitely jumped the shark around season 4 when the writing became self-aware. (I've recently watched the entire DVD boxset). The second pilot, Prescription Murder, is frankly a masterpiece of crime writing and Falk's performance is perfection.
Who would I most want on my trail? Probably Jonathan Creek. I'd shoot someone in the face from point blank range and let him go off on one about how I was framed using mirrors, my long-lost twin brother and a cabbage. And walk away a free man
Who would I most want on my trail? Probably Jonathan Creek. I'd shoot someone in the face from point blank range and let him go off on one about how I was framed using mirrors, my long-lost twin brother and a cabbage. And walk away a free man
Worthingite
Sexy Pete... :D
Can't believe that no one has put the current incarnation of Sherlock. Sod that fella getting into my head, I'd dread to think how he'd analyze me into submission!!!
Raleigh Chopper
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If i had commited a caper the last rozzer i would want chasing me around a south london scrap yard would have to be.
We're the Sweeney son and we haven't had our dinner.......Jack Regan.
Doo do do doo do do do do do dah dah do do dah do do do
Take that Brighton supporting slag down the factory George
We're the Sweeney son and we haven't had our dinner.......Jack Regan.
Doo do do doo do do do do do dah dah do do dah do do do
Take that Brighton supporting slag down the factory George
Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
The New Tricks team. You would go for years thinking you'd got away with it, then they'd suddenly find a clue to nail you.
Cheshire Cat
The most curious thing..
Anyone else remember Softly Softly?
46 replies in and no one's said Quincy M.E.
What is wrong with you people...?
What is wrong with you people...?
StonehamPark
#Brighton-Nil
Scrappy Doo. The annoying little $hit.
Cheshire Cat
The most curious thing..
or...
Prince Monolulu
Everything in Moderation
Shirley should have had George Gently with Insp Lenor.
Coach_Carter_92
Active member
Not sure if you would count these but Agent Booth and Doctor Brennan and the team from Bones, they would find the most microscopic bit of evidence to put me away.
- Jan 3, 2012
- 16,597
Absolutely - Charlie Barlow.
Just one more thing . . .
Yes, but he's still usually bewildered with his dodgy or missing internet/wi-fi/ Yellow Pages/ Phone
Yes.
Yep, and keep out of Camberwick Green.
Hypen in no-one. Full stop after head. And the British spelling is analyse. You watch too much American TV. You live in Worthing yet you support Brighton & Hove Albion. You should be more loyal to your local team of Worthing Association FC which was founded 15 years before The Albion. You like chatting with online forum friends. I need to study the fluff on your clothes to determine what pet you have and that is not possible via the computer.
Z-Cars mark II.
No-one on here is dead. Yet.