Suicide bomb teacher blows himself and pupils up

Codner pharmaceuticals

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• Feb 11, 2014

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They say you always remember your favourite teacher from school, but I guess in this case many of his pupils won't...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...or-accidentally-kills-himself-and-pupils.html

Shame.

 

The Antikythera Mechanism

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Allah be praised!

 

AmexRuislip

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• Feb 11, 2014

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boom boom shake the room

 

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carlzeiss

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RandyWanger

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It's what they all would have wanted

 

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Prettyboyshaw

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Never mind they can enjoy their 40 virgins each or whatever Brucie bonus they get

 

vegster

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This is terrible news, I hope their course work was good enough to get a good grade as their practical has rather let them down.

 

ExmouthExile

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At first, I was visualizing a classroom full of children with some psycho teacher blowing them all to bits and I was just going to comment and say what the hell do you all find so funny about this?? Then I went back and read the article .....

 

Triggaaar

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• Feb 11, 2014

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Prettyboyshaw said:

Never mind they can enjoy their 40 virgins each or whatever Brucie bonus they get

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I see there's a lot of laughing in this thread - perhaps you haven't stopped to think that these men will not make it to paradise. Spare a thought for the instructor, who murdered Allah's soldiers. He's going to be in a spot of bother.

PS - Thread title should have the first two words removed.

 

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Bold Seagull

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Sounds like Chris Morris's Four Lions has come to pass in reality!

 

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Greg Bobkin

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AmexRuislip said:

boom boom shake the room

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Boom shake shake shake the room, Shirley?

Or, in this case, the surrounding area.

Tick, tick, tick, tick, BOOM!

 

Pavilionaire

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Sunni Delight!

 

happypig

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Pavilionaire said:

Sunni Delight!

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Oh well played sir.

 

Hamilton

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In the report it says the instructor was "described as an experienced operative" ??

As a suicide bomber, he obviously wasn't that experienced. Until today.

 

Pavilionaire

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This reminds me of John Thomson in 'The Fast Show' and his character Chip Cobb, the partially-deaf stuntman:

<Student> "Praise Allah The Lord!"
<Chip> "Pull the rip cord? Righto!..."

 

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Brightonfan1983

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Bold Seagull said:

Sounds like Chris Morris's Four Lions has come to pass in reality!

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WHAT a film!!

 

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portslade seagull

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• Feb 11, 2014

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Good 21 less !