Masturbating in the garden (NSFW!)

greyseagull

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West Worthing

• Aug 26, 2013

• #1

So I came into the office to catch-up on some work and there is an ugly, fat naked guy having a **** in his garden. He just 'came'. And I'm not kidding. Incredible scenes.

Oh, and here's a picture.

Cheers.

 

The Spanish

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• Aug 26, 2013

• #2

you can leave your hat on

 

wehatepalace

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Pease Pottage

• Aug 26, 2013

• #3

Oi ! Stop taking photos of me !

 

Doc Lynam

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• Aug 26, 2013

• #4

Still a hose pipe ban?

 

Stat Brother

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• Aug 26, 2013

• #5

I'm going to get in early, on this one:-


GOLD.

 

Garry Nelson's Left Foot

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tokyo

• Aug 26, 2013

• #6

Hahaha!!!

I knew there was a reason I continued to read NSC.

 

Butch Willykins

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• Aug 26, 2013

• #7

What a wanker

 

Razzoo

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• Aug 26, 2013

• #8

You can't beat an alfresco **** can you?

 

Oscar

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• Aug 26, 2013

• #9

At least he came with a warning (sign).

 

wehatepalace

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Pease Pottage

• Aug 26, 2013

• #10

He hasn't got a very big cock has he ?

 

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Goring Gull

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• Aug 26, 2013

• #11

In Huddersfield once a bloke and i presume, hope he was Drunk or off his head or a bit special was standing in the middle of a roundabout casually knocking one out. Very odd.

 

BN9 BHA

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• Aug 26, 2013

• #12

You came in to the office to catch up on some work, are you sure?

 

Jim Van Winkle

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Hawaii

• Aug 26, 2013

• #13

Just as he was finishing the vinegar strokes you should have yelled in your best/worse Austin Powers voice "YEAH BABY! YEAH! Do I make you horny? Baby!"

 

wunt be druv

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In my own strange world

• Aug 26, 2013

• #14

Thanks for that,I will remember that image when "delaying my arrival" when pleasuring Mrs.Wunt be druv!!

 

BN9 BHA

DOCKERS

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• Aug 26, 2013

• #15

Goring Gull said:

In Huddersfield once a bloke and i presume, hope he was Drunk or off his head or a bit special was standing in the middle of a roundabout casually knocking one out. Very odd.

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Only in Huddersfield!

 

R. Slicker

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• Aug 26, 2013

• #16

Masturbating in the garden

Your new hat really suits you, Greyseagull.

 

Box of Frogs

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Right here, right now

• Aug 26, 2013

• #17

Awaits inevitable ENREST thread.........

 

greyseagull

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• Aug 26, 2013

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• #18

I just went to "check on him" (I know I seem too curious here) and he was wearing a white t-shirt, no pants at all and doing hula hoops whilst his little John Douglas swirled in the air. I ran to get my phone but he'd gone back in by the time I got back.

 

BN9 BHA

DOCKERS

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• Aug 26, 2013

• #19

Oscar said:

At least he came with a warning (sign).

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Albion Robster

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Jul 21, 2003

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North West

• Aug 26, 2013

• #20

Obviously the wooden gate is a massive turn on for him...