Slow News Day At The Dartford News Shopper

Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash

Jul 6, 2003

70,129

• Jul 11, 2013

• #1

Dartford mother grows strawberry in shape of a penis

http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/10537534.Dartford_mother_grows_strawberry_in_shape_of_a_penis/?ref=mr

 

TSB

Captain Hindsight

Jul 7, 2003

17,666

Lansdowne Place, Hove

• Jul 11, 2013

• #2

Slow day? The Argus would KILL for a lead like that

 

Spun Cuppa

Thanks Greens :(

Jul 2, 2009

5,352

'We're on the road to nowhere...'

• Jul 11, 2013

• #3

Classic!

 

Fef

Rock God.

Feb 21, 2009

1,727

• Jul 11, 2013

• #4

So, who wants to recycle the Blackadder punchline?

 

Cheshire Cat

The most curious thing..

Nov 4, 2006

11,431

Sitting on a bough of a tree a few yards off...

• Jul 11, 2013

• #5

and this one, Some death defying photos.


http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/10534660.Catford_fox_horror_for_man_on_toilet/?ref=mr

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

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Jul 6, 2003

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• Jul 11, 2013

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• #6

and this one, kinky goings on in Erith.

http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/1..._to_lick_commuter_s_ankles_on_a_train/?ref=mr

 

Kumquat

New member

Mar 2, 2009

4,459

• Jul 11, 2013

• #7

Fef said:

So, who wants to recycle the Blackadder punchline?

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I'll hazard a guess. Was it something about cream?

 

Spun Cuppa

Thanks Greens :(

Jul 2, 2009

5,352

'We're on the road to nowhere...'

• Jul 11, 2013

• #8

'I've got a willy shaped like a turnip...' (I think?)

 

Oscar

Well-known member

Nov 10, 2003

3,849

• Jul 11, 2013

• #9

Tomorrow they're running a story about fella who has a penis that looks like a strawberry.

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash

Jul 6, 2003

70,129

• Jul 11, 2013

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• #10

'And that's just the tip of the iceberg...' (um, maybe)

 

RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)

New member

Dec 16, 2010

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Over there

• Jul 11, 2013

• #11

Kumquat said:

I'll hazard a guess. Was it something about cream?

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No it wasn't but ironically I've got a penis shaped like a strawberry

 

TSB

Captain Hindsight

Jul 7, 2003

17,666

Lansdowne Place, Hove

• Jul 11, 2013

• #12

Tom Hark said:

and this one, kinky goings on in Erith.

http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/1..._to_lick_commuter_s_ankles_on_a_train/?ref=mr

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Spigno had infuriated Judge Peter Clarke by turning up an hour late for court and blamed 'the wind' for slowing down his bicycle.

When his offence was being described Spigno yelled: 'All this talk is not relevant' and was told he would be sent to the cells if his outbursts continued.

 

Tom Hark Preston Park

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Jul 6, 2003

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• Jul 11, 2013

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Cheshire Cat said:

and this one, Some death defying photos.


http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/10534660.Catford_fox_horror_for_man_on_toilet/?ref=mr

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Not to mention some award-winning quotes...

'Mr Schofield, who lives in Ringstead Road, said: "I didn’t even have time to wipe myself.'

'Mr Schofield added: "It was so frightening. It was like a wild animal.'