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    Dartford mother grows strawberry in shape of a penis

    http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/10..._penis/?ref=mr
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    Slow day? The Argus would KILL for a lead like that
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    Classic!
    Things are getting a little too cosy for me

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    So, who wants to recycle the Blackadder punchline?
    Sometimes I just sits in the tub and thinks....

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    and this one, Some death defying photos.


    http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/10...toilet/?ref=mr
    "But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

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    and this one, kinky goings on in Erith.

    http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/10..._train/?ref=mr
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    So, who wants to recycle the Blackadder punchline?
    I'll hazard a guess. Was it something about cream?

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    'I've got a willy shaped like a turnip...' (I think?)
    Things are getting a little too cosy for me

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    Tomorrow they're running a story about fella who has a penis that looks like a strawberry.
    That's just, like, your opinion man.

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    'And that's just the tip of the iceberg...' (um, maybe)
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    I'll hazard a guess. Was it something about cream?
    No it wasn't but ironically I've got a penis shaped like a strawberry

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    and this one, kinky goings on in Erith.

    http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/10..._train/?ref=mr
    Spigno had infuriated Judge Peter Clarke by turning up an hour late for court and blamed 'the wind' for slowing down his bicycle.

    When his offence was being described Spigno yelled: 'All this talk is not relevant' and was told he would be sent to the cells if his outbursts continued.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheshire Cat View Post
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    and this one, Some death defying photos.


    http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/10...toilet/?ref=mr
    Not to mention some award-winning quotes...

    'Mr Schofield, who lives in Ringstead Road, said: "I didn’t even have time to wipe myself.'

    'Mr Schofield added: "It was so frightening. It was like a wild animal.'
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