I have just had a massive sneezing fit and it caused me to produce a fart of almost ring shredding intensity. I had to check the kids afterwards to ensure I hadn't gassed them. If I hadn't been on a health kick I'd have had a Garlic Chilli Chicken Bhazzan by now and I have no doubt that if I had then the world would have fallen out of my bottom.
The thing is it was COMPLETELY involuntary. I couldn't have wanted LESS to have dropped one at that time given I was all but flying face first in to a tissue and, therefore, very much focussed on the top half of my body. Is this a getting old thing or have I just been lucky this hasn't happened before? And what sort of COSMIC JOKER would link your nose up to your lower centre parting?
The thing is it was COMPLETELY involuntary. I couldn't have wanted LESS to have dropped one at that time given I was all but flying face first in to a tissue and, therefore, very much focussed on the top half of my body. Is this a getting old thing or have I just been lucky this hasn't happened before? And what sort of COSMIC JOKER would link your nose up to your lower centre parting?
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