Personal Hygiene

Puppet Master · Feb 7, 2013

Quick question about your anus.

When you're having a shower, do you cleanse this area and the gooch etc? As in thoroughly, getting proper in there. If so, do you use a flannel and would it be just one flannel, the same one you use for the rest of yourself?

I can't help but think someewhere down the line, I've missed some valuable life lessons.

T soprano · Feb 7, 2013

I just cover my middle finger in soap and use that , seems to do the Job

Puppet Master · Feb 7, 2013

T soprano said:
I just cover my middle finger in soap and use that , seems to do the Job

No way? Is that thorough enough?

El Sid · Feb 7, 2013

Puppet Master said:
No way? Is that thorough enough?

There's always one of these....

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Northstandite · Feb 7, 2013

sidtheseagull said:
There's always one of these....
View attachment 39386.

A&E have a collection of used end attachments.

Bladders · Feb 7, 2013

I lube the wife's strap-on with Lynx shower gel. Its a very deep wash. :smokin:

Puppet Master · Feb 7, 2013

Bladders said:
I lube the wife's strap-on with Lynx shower gel. Its a very deep wash.

Is that really you? I remember you as such a sweet old chap

Bladders · Feb 7, 2013

Puppet Master said:
Is that really you? I remember you as such a sweet old chap

........and easily dominated in the bedroom. I'm just too damn nice. :sheep:

Puppet Master · Feb 7, 2013

Bladders said:
........and easily dominated in the bedroom. I'm just too damn nice.

Ah, just saw the bit above your avatar. Sorry dude, was mixing you up with someone! As you were

Billy the Fish · Feb 7, 2013

So basically you found some shit on your flannel :lolol:

Always the last thing I wash, once I've given the bellend and scrote a good scrub. Lots of shower gel and hands only, then wash hands seems the best method.

Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee · Feb 7, 2013

nowt wrong with wiggling a soapy finger up there

I would however, warn against if using 'natural source XXX with black mint and tea tree oil' shower gel

lovely stuff, but it don't arf make your testicles tingle....gawd knows how it would make your balloon knot feel

Puppet Master · Feb 7, 2013

Billy the Fish said:
So basically you found some shit on your flannel

Always the last thing I wash, once I've given the bellend and scrote a good scrub. Lots of shower gel and hands only, then wash hands seems the best method.

Nah Bill, that's what I'm asking - do people actually do this. Like with their bare hands? Or is it the norm to use your flannel, cos I don't think I could ever use it again if I did!

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Nevermind.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20101213110030AA9QVT9

Mods delete this thread please. I'm stupid.

forrest · Feb 7, 2013

If using a flannel have one for the arse use only. Simples.

Puppet Master · Feb 7, 2013

forrest said:
If using a flannel have one for the arse use only. Simples.

I have to share a shower bro, I don't want to leave an assrag laying around in there.

I'm gonna buy some rubber gloves. Anyway just forget it now, weird thread which I regret deeply.

Sussax · Feb 7, 2013

I don't clean my arse, I just rely on getting a splash-back, when I'm on the toilet. :moo:

T soprano · Feb 7, 2013

I thought this might get moved, shame it was making me :lolol:

brighton_girl87 · Feb 7, 2013

Gross.

skipper734 · Feb 7, 2013

Clive Walker's slaphead · Feb 7, 2013

Bloody weird what some people think about :lol:

Noldi · Feb 10, 2013

Flannel do people still use flannels? I find a good dollop of shower gel on the hair - get hand nice and soapy - rub hand around crack until water runs clean. Make sure you kick any lumps down drain plug.

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