Away Tickets

Brightonia · Jan 7, 2013

My mate is an Arsenal fan and he wants to come to the Amex should the Arsenal progress. He is a member at Arsenal and normally applies for all his tickets through the club, he wants to know though (as he lives in Brighton) if he can buy away tickets at the ticket office as he reckons it will be easier and will have a better chance of being able to go to the game!

Djmiles · Jan 7, 2013

Why would we be selling Away tickets?

Gazwag · Jan 7, 2013

All away tickets will be sold by the away club, how would Brighton know he is a member of Arsenal anyway.

Brightonia · Jan 7, 2013

Didn't think we would but just checking! You never know!

Hope it is Arsenal, will look forward to plenty of banter with my mate if it is!

ees complicated no? · Jan 7, 2013

AKA you're the Arsenal fan.

shaolinpunk · Jan 7, 2013

My mate reckons he might have trapped one of his testicles in his sleep in the way you might sleep on your arm and make it go dead. When my mate woke up today he said his left bollock was quite tender to touch, but it has eased off now. Is this sleep theory likely to have been the case or should my mate be concerned?

Brightonia · Jan 7, 2013

ees complicated said:
AKA you're the Arsenal fan.

I knew some smart arse would write this! No am I balls the Arsenal fan, can't stand them if truth be told, hate Wenger and the arrogance that they should be winning trophies all the time! This was a genuine post on behalf of my friend! Love the Albion too much to worry about another team!

bha100 · Jan 7, 2013

shaolinpunk said:
My mate reckons he might have trapped one of his testicles in his sleep in the way you might sleep on your arm and make it go dead. When my mate woke up today he said his left bollock was quite tender to touch, but it has eased off now. Is this sleep theory likely to have been the case or should my mate be concerned?

If i was you, sorry your mate i would give the club a call pronto

ees complicated no? · Jan 7, 2013

Well bit of a silly question on behalf of your friend why would we sell away tickets unless it's pay on the gate which will never happen.

Brightonia · Jan 7, 2013

No I agree was abit daft but I just wanted to make sure!

les dynam · Jan 7, 2013

Brightonia said:
My mate is an Arsenal fan and he wants to come to the Amex should the Arsenal progress. He is a member at Arsenal and normally applies for all his tickets through the club, he wants to know though (as he lives in Brighton) if he can buy away tickets at the ticket office as he reckons it will be easier and will have a better chance of being able to go to the game!

In other words... you are some sad-sack plastic arsenal pub fan, who can't be bothered to ever make the effort to attend a game, who thinks that supporting a team involves standing in a pub and cheering a goal. You clearly know nothing about football by asking if away tickets will be sold from a home ticket office. Literally nothing.

StonehamPark · Jan 7, 2013

You miserable old gits.
Go and DO ONE.
You're making this the most unfriendly place on the internet.
Someone asks for help and you shit all over them. Nobs.

Brightonia · Jan 7, 2013

les dynam said:
In other words... you are some sad-sack plastic arsenal pub fan, who can't be bothered to ever make the effort to attend a game, who thinks that supporting a team involves standing in a pub and cheering a goal. You clearly know nothing about football by asking if away tickets will be sold from a home ticket office. Literally nothing.

Can you not read? I have no interest in Arsenal at all, I am a season ticket holder in the South Stand and was a season ticket holder at Withdean! It was a genuine question from my friend who wants to know if it was something we could do, yes I admit it was daft, but what was the harm in checking? How f***ing dare I ask?

Brightonia · Jan 7, 2013

StonehamPark said:
You miserable old gits.
Go and DO ONE.
You're making this the most unfriendly place on the internet.
Someone asks for help and you shit all over them. Nobs.

This!
Yeah was a genuine question, no need for the shit that followed!

Albumen · Jan 7, 2013

Are there any women here today?

lethaldrizzle · Jan 7, 2013

StonehamPark said:
You miserable old gits.
Go and DO ONE.
You're making this the most unfriendly place on the internet.
Someone asks for help and you shit all over them. Nobs.

TBF the testicles post was pretty funny.

Djmiles · Jan 7, 2013

StonehamPark said:
You miserable old gits.
Go and DO ONE.
You're making this the most unfriendly place on the internet.
Someone asks for help and you shit all over them. Nobs.

If only we could be as friendly as you :kiss:

DanielT · Jan 7, 2013

StonehamPark said:
You miserable old gits.
Go and DO ONE.
You're making this the most unfriendly place on the internet.
Someone asks for help and you shit all over them. Nobs.

Post a rumour and see how loving and warm a reception he would get!

Del Fenner · Jan 7, 2013

shaolinpunk said:
My mate reckons he might have trapped one of his testicles in his sleep in the way you might sleep on your arm and make it go dead. When my mate woke up today he said his left bollock was quite tender to touch, but it has eased off now. Is this sleep theory likely to have been the case or should my mate be concerned?

Why not play it safe and follow this advice?

DanielT · Jan 7, 2013

Biting into it at the end was wrong

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