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Chant for Saturday?







Buzzer

Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
Ooh! I think I invented that at Millwall earlier this year (the "We've got a Catalan, you shop at Matalan" chant). Perhaps someone else came up with it independently but if not then I'm on a frigging roll with new chants wot I thunked up.
 




Stat Brother

Stat Brother

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NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
73,870
West west west Sussex
Buzzer said:
Ooh! I think I invented that at Millwall earlier this year (the "We've got a Catalan, you shop at Matalan" chant). Perhaps someone else came up with it independently but if not then I'm on a frigging roll with new chants wot I thunked up.
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I was laughing about that, for days.

And have started again now.
 


Mr Smggles

Mr Smggles

Well-known member
May 11, 2009
2,659
Winchester
Buzzer said:
Ooh! I think I invented that at Millwall earlier this year (the "We've got a Catalan, you shop at Matalan" chant). Perhaps someone else came up with it independently but if not then I'm on a frigging roll with new chants wot I thunked up.
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I remember hearing "we've got Pete Brezovan, you've got a caravan" at Gillingham a few years ago .
 




Buzzer

Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
I don't claim to have invented it but I also tried to get going a "We've got Gustavo, you've got a physio" against Southampton at Withdean a few years back too.
 


Se20

Se20

Banned
Oct 3, 2012
3,981
Brilliant !!!
And so original ???
 


Buzzer

Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
Se20 said:
Brilliant !!!
And so original ???
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I know, bit crap but we're all bereft of ideas. We did think about copying some German team's chant and then pretending that we invented it but then realised that would make us look like a bunch of c*nts.

Anyway, How's it going with the Holmesdale Massif? Respeck due and tings, blud. I heard you lot were all doing your bit for Movember. All donating one piece of facial hair each so that the bloke with the megaphone can look like Gary Neville for a day. How many hairs have you collected so far?
 






Bean

Bean

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Feb 13, 2010
3,557
Hove


Del Fenner

Del Fenner

Because of Boxing Day
Sep 5, 2011
1,432
An Away Terrace
You know, Millscum say that we are all public school Nigels in stripey blazers, and the less imaginative of you lot assert that we are pikeys in caravans. Most curious, this parallel footballing universes thingywotsit.

Shut it, you bunch of Tarquins.
 




Buzzer

Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
Del Fenner said:
You know, Millscum say that we are all public school Nigels in stripey blazers, and the less imaginative of you lot assert that we are pikeys in caravans. Most curious, this parallel footballing universes thingywotsit.

Shut it, you bunch of Tarquins.
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To a Millwall fan a bloke with a caravan is posh. There's no parallel universe thingywotsit, it's just the natural order of things: Brighton > Palace > Millwall.
 








seagullsovergrimsby

seagullsovergrimsby

#cpfctinpotclub
Aug 21, 2005
43,690
Crap Town
"Does your sister know your here ?" ???
 




seagullsovergrimsby

seagullsovergrimsby

#cpfctinpotclub
Aug 21, 2005
43,690
Crap Town
They scored 3 , we scored 1 , Crystal Palace p**ey scum.
 


Bean

Bean

Registered User
Feb 13, 2010
3,557
Hove
Your c*nts and you know you are
Your c*nts and you know you are
 




seagullsovergrimsby

seagullsovergrimsby

#cpfctinpotclub
Aug 21, 2005
43,690
Crap Town
Winifred , Winifred , give us a :wave: Winifred , give us a :wave:
 


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Del Boy

New member
Oct 1, 2004
7,429
We're the left side
We're the left side
We're the left side Brighton Boys...

We're the right side
We're the right side
We're the right side Brighton Boys

And repeat until tears
 


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