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Seagulls v Owls - Fight







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The voice of reason.
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Mar 16, 2005
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Chandlers Ford
There are many different kinds of seagull and many kinds (and sizes) of owl!

I'd back a Herring Gull over a Little Owl or Barn Owl any day, but wouldn't fancy its chances against an Eagle Owl, or a Great Grey Owl...
 




Oscar

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Nov 10, 2003
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Here they are at the weigh in...
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Nibble

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Jan 3, 2007
19,238
I think owls would win, they are part of the eagle family and are genetically predisposed to hunt and kill, locked into a deadly pursuit and track their quarry. Seagulls are luddites that rip bags apart and shit on people.
 




















Drumstick

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Jul 19, 2003
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Peacehaven
Or provide as much entertainment as this!

 






You'll have to give us a bit more than that!

He's technically correct, there are Herring Gulls, Black Backed Gulls etc but there isn't actually a Seagull.

Although everyone, apart from maybe Bill Oddie, would say "Look, a Seagull" or "f***ing Seagull ripped apart my rubbish again the bastard"
 






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