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Man found guilty of sex with a dog. But it was female, so....









Bean

Bean

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Feb 13, 2010
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Hove
That's barking mad.
 


Bean

Bean

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Feb 13, 2010
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Hove
The poor dog
 




albion534

albion534

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Mar 4, 2010
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The Complete Badger said:
What are the practicalities of having sex with a dog? I've got a cat and it's hard to get it to stay still for more than a few seconds, I dread to think how frenetic it's reaction would be if I tried to stick my penis in it. Surely you have to put in some groundwork to get it in the mood in order for it to be a willing participant?
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I'm sure the cat wouldn't feel it ;-)

Also, did he use a condom?
 


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NickBHAFC18

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Feb 24, 2012
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The Complete Badger said:
What are the practicalities of having sex with a dog? I've got a cat and it's hard to get it to stay still for more than a few seconds, I dread to think how frenetic it's reaction would be if I tried to stick my penis in it. Surely you have to put in some groundwork to get it in the mood in order for it to be a willing participant?
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:lolol::lolol::lolol::facepalm:
 




Bean

Bean

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No but seriously that is FURcking sick

:facepalm:
 


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Hove Lagoonery

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Dec 16, 2008
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Mustafa Kemal said:
If his ex-wife was the only witness, couldn't he just deny it?

...or did the dog somehow give evidence in court?
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Actually that's just what i thought. Does this mean that any scorned woman can make something like this up and a jury will believe her? :eek:
 








Two Professors

Two Professors

Two Mad Professors
Jul 13, 2009
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Multicultural Brum
Sounds like Ruff justice
 


Barrel of Fun

Barrel of Fun

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Aug 22, 2005
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Would.
 






Meade's Ball

Meade's Ball

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Jul 7, 2003
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Hither (sometimes Thither)
The Complete Badger said:
What are the practicalities of having sex with a dog? I've got a cat and it's hard to get it to stay still for more than a few seconds, I dread to think how frenetic it's reaction would be if I tried to stick my penis in it. Surely you have to put in some groundwork to get it in the mood in order for it to be a willing participant?
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You'd need a catrape cohort. Place that strokable, humpable feline on the lap of a friend, or care in the community chap who'll agree to anything at the price of a Drusillas visit, after spending a few days slightly unsharpening its claws. The cat picks at the trousers of said partner, which are made of the thickest carpet materials, growing more satisfied as it goes. In its deepest purr, in flies a long, thin pink one, and euphoria is shared in a matter of seconds. Thankfully, the lovee, licks away the evidence and no one would ever know. Ok, the tinned bean sausage turds would be a bit fuller-bodied for a few days, but that could be easily explained away on some excessive gorging by the little beast on some Felix Oven Feast, which is a famed plop-thickener. Cats, also, as we know, have barbed peni, so, a fleshy, unpointed pronging might actually be less harmful and unpleasing to it.
 










seagullsovergrimsby

seagullsovergrimsby

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Aug 21, 2005
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Crap Town
Hove Lagoonery said:
Actually that's just what i thought. Does this mean that any scorned woman can make something like this up and a jury will believe her? :eek:
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I think there must have been forensic evidence to secure a guilty verdict. :sick:
 


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