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Who has the Weirdest neighbour?
- Thread starter Doc Lynam
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Willy Dangle
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- Aug 31, 2011
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That dosen't count because he's no longer a weird neighbour.
Willy Dangle
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- Aug 31, 2011
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I'm 5ft 5" actualy.
The Wookiee
Back From The Dead
This thread is hilarious, some very funny posts !
Cian
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One side appear to be completely silent. I know its not the wall being hugely thick as its a rented house and I could hear the previous tenants making noise, often, as its a pretty badly built terrace.
These new ones have a baby and all and appear to live in absolute silence with no TV, radio, etc. Never heard the child cry even.
Other side will bang on the window if someone's in the back garden after about 11pm. Often had them do that, assume they were trying to sleep, then get woken up by them being a bit overly amorous at 1am...
These new ones have a baby and all and appear to live in absolute silence with no TV, radio, etc. Never heard the child cry even.
Other side will bang on the window if someone's in the back garden after about 11pm. Often had them do that, assume they were trying to sleep, then get woken up by them being a bit overly amorous at 1am...
jevs
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That's perfectly acceptable behaviour at Preston Rock Garden
As a kid, our neighbours on either side were:
A mad old woman on one side who claimed she was Bobby Moore's aunt, and that he popped down to Sussex to see her often, but no one ever saw him. When she thought we weren't around, she smashed up our lawn sprinkler and also tried to knock our cat off the boundary fence.
On the other side was a miserable (kids and happiness hating) retired vicar and his wife. They use to spy through net curtains and run out to try and confiscate our cricket and footballs if they went on their land. Dumped a solidified gravy jelly on our lawn, closed our ground floor shower room window with a stick once when they didn't like my Dad singing in the shower, complained to my Dad that my brother was pulling 'skeleton faces' at them, and generally spent the last years of their lives being bitter.
A mad old woman on one side who claimed she was Bobby Moore's aunt, and that he popped down to Sussex to see her often, but no one ever saw him. When she thought we weren't around, she smashed up our lawn sprinkler and also tried to knock our cat off the boundary fence.
On the other side was a miserable (kids and happiness hating) retired vicar and his wife. They use to spy through net curtains and run out to try and confiscate our cricket and footballs if they went on their land. Dumped a solidified gravy jelly on our lawn, closed our ground floor shower room window with a stick once when they didn't like my Dad singing in the shower, complained to my Dad that my brother was pulling 'skeleton faces' at them, and generally spent the last years of their lives being bitter.